
Alycia Lane is in hot water for sending bikini photos to Rich Eisen. Listen, Alycia,you need to stop sending photos of you in a bikini to married men. You need to start sending them to single men. Like me. My email address is johnnygoodtimes@hotmail.com. I will not contact the Post when I receive said photos. Thank you.
Question of the week

This singer was born with the name Arnold Dorsey, but changed it to the name of a famous German composer and was soon afterwards known as the “King of Romance”.
This is For La Rosa

Trivia Art and I headed into South Philly last week to check out La Rosa Pizza (Broad and Snyder). The inside reminded a bit of Lorenzo’s on South. No tables or chairs, just booths to lean on. A painting of the Italian countryside on the wall and a ton of pizza boxes resting on counters directly behind the trays of Sicilian style pizza. You place your order, the lady takes your slice off the tray and pops it in the oven, and then you lean on a counter and eat it. No frills, but damn good pizza. Here was Art’s take.
LaRosa Pizza at Broad and Snyder may not be much to look at but that doesn’t mean they don’t make a mean pizza. Baked in rectangular trays, LaRosa’s pizza initially looks like it might be Sicillian but it isn’t. Instead the crust is a airy bread with crispy bottom, a delightful combination of fluffy and crunchy. The sauce had a hint of sweetness but not like the saccharin taste that you might find at a place like Lorenzo’s on South. The pepperoni was well cooked and crisp, although a little greasy, it was nothing a quick dab of a napkin couldn’t fix. My second piece of pizza was a white pizza. cheeses melted well into the crust and there was ample oregano and olive oil over top. I was certainly impressed with the pizza at LaRosa’s and will be back, might even get it delivered if they venture up into the G-Ho. 3 1/2 Pepperonis.
Yeah, I can go with 3 1/2, no problem. This is a perfect lunch pizza spot if you’re in South Philly and you’re in a hurry.

Live from Salisbury

That’s right people. I am sitting in a Panera Bread Company in exciting Salisbury! Yes, in Maryland! When I was a kid, we always begged our parents to take us to the Salisbury Mall, 90 miles north of home and the closest real shopping center. As you can see, the mall is still doing great.
Well, my Metro deadline is in 2 minutes, and I still haven’t decided what I’m going to write about, so I’ll post some pizza reviews after I get done with that. Then continue driving north. In the meantime, here’s an article about why miserable rich people need to move their sorry asses out of Rittenhouse and out to the Mainline.
Too nice for blogging
Way too nice outside to sit here and talk about the Mayor’s race or the Eagles QB situation. I’m gonna get the Ronnie Burger at the Exmore Diner, go kayaking for a little while, and then sit on my dads dock and do some reading. Did you people really think the life of leisure didn’t extend beyond Philadelphia city limits?
City vs. City Smackdown to be held at Rembrandt’s
The City vs. City Smackdown will be going down on Monday, May 14th at 7:30 p.m. at Rembrandt’s (23rd and Aspen). I will be inviting teams officially to play this week. Once we see how much room we have left, I will open it up to everyone else. Tix are $10 a piece, and winner will walk with $500, plus more once if they also beat teams in other cities.
Jams Win

What popular resort town in Maryland boasts 11 miles of beaches and Phillip’s Seafood?
Young Old and Restless win at O’Neals
Howdy

I’m hangin’ out in the Dirty South this morning, after I headed down here on Saturday. The house pictured above is the one I grew up in, though my peeps no longer live there. I am currently right across the street, though, in the Nassawadox library. My folks live down a long dirt lane where they don’t have access to high speed internet, so I went to the library (there are no coffee shops w/in 30 mile here). Anyways, questions with the photos this week will be about the DelMarVa peninsula. One guess per person. No looking up answers.
Anybody figured this out yet?

If so, could they get back to me and explain it?

