Live from Salisbury

That’s right people. I am sitting in a Panera Bread Company in exciting Salisbury! Yes, in Maryland! When I was a kid, we always begged our parents to take us to the Salisbury Mall, 90 miles north of home and the closest real shopping center. As you can see, the mall is still doing great.

Well, my Metro deadline is in 2 minutes, and I still haven’t decided what I’m going to write about, so I’ll post some pizza reviews after I get done with that. Then continue driving north. In the meantime, here’s an article about why miserable rich people need to move their sorry asses out of Rittenhouse and out to the Mainline.