Even After Win, Cataldi Beats Dead Horse

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The great Mike Schmidt once said, “Philadelphia is the only city where you can experience the thrill of victory and the agony of reading about it the next day.” So is the case today, as WIP loudmouth, Metro scribe, and McNabb basher Angelo Cataldi spews vitriol at Donovan again in his column. Nevermind that McNabb is the greatest quarterback in this team’s history, nevermind that he’s trying to come back from a career threatening injury, and nevermind that he LED THE TEAM TO A FREAKING WIN. Nope, none of that matters when you work for WIP. All that’s important is that you keep the assault on your own players going when the going gets tough.

In the column, the statement McNabb made last week that he’s not the whole reason that the Eagles are so bad (which was an obvious and fairly benign statement if you ask me) is seen as “throwing his teammates under the bus”. I love how WIP wants to have it both ways. They complain that Andy Reid only speaks in platitudes, then when Donovan actually speaks his mind, they launch an all out assault against him and say that he’s a terrible leader. But of course. Because any old terrible leader could lead a team with receivers named Thrash and Pinkston to three consecutive championship games, and terrible leaders are often 5 time Pro Bowlers.

Of course, the fans that call into WIP are just as absurd. Philadelphia always claims that it loves guys who gut it out, win or lose. So when McNabb came back early from such a serious injury, despite the fact that he could have easily taken a few more months to recuperate, did Philadelphia Eagle fans embrace him with open arms, appreciative of the fact that he wanted to play so badly that he was willing to risk his career by coming back early from a devastating injury? Hell no. They just screamed and hollered about how we shouldn’t have let Jeff Garcia go. Which raises the question: Do Philadelphia sports fans only appreciate gutsy though ultimately flawed performances from fictional white boxers, and not from actual black quarterbacks?

Chip Chantry presents: 5 things you didn’t know about Ron Paul

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When I announced that I was going to start regularly discussing Ron Paul in the hopes of increasing web traffic, my good friend Chip Chantry quickly got a hold of me and told me what a huge Ron Paul fan he was. He feels like Americans don’t know enough about Ron, so he asked if he could start passing along some facts about him. I said, “Add-solutely.” So here is Chip’s first installment. -jgt

-Ron Paul has a tattoo on each set of knuckles. They say “FIGURE SKATING” and “SMALLPOX”.

-Ron Paul wants to shut down all nuclear power plants. He feels that this nation can subsist on the harnessed hydroelectric power of a children’s waterpark in Duluth, Minnesota.

-There ain’t no party like a Ron Paul party, because, well, quite frankly, a Ron Paul party don’t stop.

-When going incognito, Ron Paul wears a beard of bees.

-No one makes chainsaw ice sculptures in the nude. No one, that is, but Ron Paul.

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-You think that Ron Paul fanatics are the only commenting crazies online? Think again. Olivia Newton John fans will get physical if you disrespect their girl. (Scroll down to comment section)

-Some guy threw coffee on a foie gras protester outside the Standard Tap on Saturday. Something tells me Cassidy had something to do with this.

-Is Carly Simon talking about my native state in that “You’re So Vain” song? Apparently.

-Has America become a fascist state? Birthday girl Naomi Wolf thinks so.

-Exciting quizzo news and (hopefully) my punkin chunkin video coming manana.