New Roots Track…


…is absolutely and completely off the chain (though NSFW, thanks to Peedi Crak saying “F*** the Internet” We couldn’t agree more.) I love Dice Raw (I used to go to his open mic at Five Spot) and have always wished he rapped more for these guys. Black Thought is so damn serious all the time he needs a hype man, and that’s Dice. New album drops April 29th. Can’t wait.

RELATED: The Roots on Myspace.

Quick Note About QB IV

I’ve had several people say, “Well, we don’t stand a chance at Quizzo bowl IV because we’ve only got three people on our team.” Don’t worry about that. We will be combining small teams into larger teams once people start arriving. I can all but guarantee that you will be on a team of 6-8 people. Don’t sweat it. If you are looking to buy tickets to the grandaddy of them all, click here.

Scoreboard, Brought to You by AI

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O’NEALS

  1. Dow Is Up 420 Points, Stoners Rejoice 105
  2. Young, Old, and Restless 95
  3. Dork Sided 86
  4. Bear Grylls Good, Bear Stearns Bad 75
  5. B-Sharps 72

BARDS

  1. Lamda Lamda Lamda 114
  2. Sofa Kingdom 93
  3. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 90
  4. Western Omelette 84
  5. Hulk Smash Quizzo 73

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. Phil is Sick (aka the Jams) 99
  2. 2008: A Death Odyssey 90
  3. Is Quizzo Bowl a Registered Trademark 82
  4. No Name Team 81
  5. This is Not a Bus 65

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Hey, Remember LA Law? 94
  2. Duane’s World 84
  3. CatDog 78
  4. Dirty Sanchez 73
  5. Yes You Can’t 72

GOOD DOG

  1. Loose Seal 100
  2. Odd men Out 84
  3. Liquidity Crisis 72
  4. Shomer Shabbas
  5. Fort Awesome 66

BARDS

  1. Western Omelette 118
  2. Hurtin Bombs 113
  3. Gladys the Groovy Mule 99
  4. I Gave Up Sex For Lent 87
  5. Sofa Kingdom 83

Strange But True

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So I’m gonna be emceeing a basketball game that John Dougherty is gonna playing in tomorrow. It’s a fund raiser at the gym where I coach. If you wanna see Johnny Doc’s hoops skills, be at the Marian Anderson Rec Center (17th and Catherine) at 11 a.m. tomorrow. Oh, and if you wanna see my b-ball acumen (or lack thereof), be there at 3 p.m., when the other coaches and I play against the 16 year olds.

RELATED: In a somewhat pathetic move, Johnny tries to show off his glory days by linking to the JGT vs. AI in high school story for the second time in a week.