The Wrestler


And the award for Best Actor goes to…The back of Mickey Rourke’s head. Seriously, the back of his head took up like half of the running time. That being said, though, I thought this was a great film. As a fan of wrestling in the 80s, more than a few of my old heroes are dead now due to the same excesses that Rourke grapples with. And Marisa Tomei, wow. That was a, ahem, terrific performance. In terms of Best Actor, I still think Langella was more impressive. Sorry, but asking Mickey Rourke to play a down and out hero hero from the 80s with a drug problem wasn’t exactly asking him to play Hamlet. But I do think the film probably deserved a nom for Best Picture instead of the Reader. Not a single person who has seen that movie thought it was very good, and the reviews weren’t all that great either.

Slumdog Millionaire and the Freaking Riverview Theatre

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Before we get to my Slumdog review, a little venting: Leave it to the stupid Riverview Theatre to take a movie off the marquee two days before it goes up for a best pic award. Last night, it showed that Benjamin Button was showing at 10 p.m. Now it’s appears that the movie isn’t showing at all in Philadelphia. Crap. I guess those showtimes I looked up ended last night. Oh well, it might be a blessing in disguise. If memory serves, somebody got shot watching Benjamin Button at the Riverview over Christmas. Anyhow, the closest place to watch it is apparently Voorhees. I don’t even know where in the hell Voorhees is.

Where was I? Oh yeah, so Slumdog Millionaire was pretty awesome. Wasn’t as well done as Frost/Nixon, I didn’t think, and none of the performances were as incredible as Langella’s, but it was a better story. So as of right now I’m torn as to which one should win. Gonna see Milk at 7:15. Maybe I’ll find a way to get to Voorhees tomorrow night and go see Button then. But it’s really dumb that you can’t watch one of the films up for an Oscar anywhere in Philadelphia. Still waiting for somebody to invite me to a freaking Oscar party. Um, hello? I’ll even bring over some good Oscar questions.

Insane Movie Marathon: 4 Best Pic Noms in 12 Hours

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Two days away from Oscars and I have seen none of the Best Pic noms. Inexcusable, so I’ve decided to take care of that in one fell swoop. I’m gonna try to watch four of them today. Frost/Nixon at Noon, Slumdog Millionaire at 2:30, Milk at 7, and Benjamin Button at 9:10 p.m. Keep in mind, there is a decent chance I will quit halfway through. But I am going to make an honest effort (I have no desire to see The Reader and it’s not gonna win.) If you wanna join me for Frost/Nixon or Slumdog, drop me a line. Also, if you are having an Oscar party on Sunday that I can invite myself to, shoot me a line as well. I have a break this afternoon, so I’ll let you know on the site how it’s going.

Scoreboard, Brought to You By the Film I Think is Gonna Win Best Picture

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O’NEALS

  1. Why’s John’s Rum Gone 101
  2. Dorksided 90
  3. Polar Bears with Bulimia 87
  4. Sabor de Soledad 86
  5. Swimmin w/ Bow Legged Women 83

BARDS

  1. Police Athletic League 81
  2. No B**** Questions 74
  3. Just DU It 68
  4. Icey Buffalo WIngs 65
  5. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 56
  6. Jane’s Medical Boards 56

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams* 99
  2. My Mom Says I’m Cool 97
  3. This is Not a Bus 87
  4. Bounty Hunters 86
  5. Quiz On Your Face 84

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Lamda Lamda Lamda 105
  2. Satan’s Kingdom 99
  3. No Thrill w/o Bill 91
  4. Samantha Brown, Buy Us a Round 81
  5. Chimps on Xanax 80

GOOD DOG

  1. Fort Awesome 101
  2. Chimps Off the Old Block 99
  3. Grabasstic Pieces 91
  4. McNugget-Tini 87
  5. Axis of Evil Knieval 81

BARDS

  1. Hurtin Bombs 109
  2. Lamda Lamda Lamda 99
  3. Beltran Wants to Kill Cole’s Baby 91
  4. Baby Squid 90
  5. No Means Anal 88

*aka “Obviosuly A-Rod Wasn’t Taking Steroids in October”