Johnny and Ginger Solve Another Mystery!


I don’t even know why we claim that we solve mysteries. I guess the mystery this time was, “What were the Centennial Cafe and the Laurel Hill Cemetery like?” Anyhow, the Centennial Cafe really did have a great breakfast, and yes, Ginger really did not feel comfortable in the graveyard, but she pulled through. The people at the Centennial Cafe were wonderful, but the people who worked at the cemetery were kind of weird and not very friendly. The only guy that was nice to us got chewed out by his boss for answering our questions. If you go, just keep to yourself. Anyhow, if you want to learn more about the Laurel Hill Cemetery, click here. To learn more about the history of the Centennial Cafe, click here. And if you have any mysteries you need solved, let us know!

PREVIOUSLY: Johnny and Ginger solve the Mystery of the Basement Hole.

Johnny and Ginger go into a creepy underground tunnel.

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O’NEALS

  1. Savage Henry 105
  2. Why Is John’s Rum Gone 104
  3. Same Name as Last Week 101
  4. Josh Wasn’t That Into Her 95
  5. Tooth Wind and Fire 92

BARDS

  1. Joba’s Mom, My Dealer 103
  2. Happy Cinco De Mayo 89
  3. Calcified Baby 66
  4. Sacapuntos 66
  5. We Like Fishsticks 65

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 114
  2. 1022 100
  3. Trust Us We Know 93
  4. Hammer Pants Looking Heavy 92
  5. Magnus ver Magnusson 91

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Duane’s World 106
  2. Satan’s Minions 102
  3. Scribblers 98
  4. 4th Estate Returns 91
  5. Catdog 88

UGLY AMERICAN

  1. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 88
  2. Manny Ramirez’s Long Sex Drive 72
  3. Your Mother 65
  4. Teacher Biotches and Cable Guy 63
  5. No Talent Ass Clowns 55

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 118
  2. Hurtin Bombs 105
  3. Sam’s Quik Shop All Stars 94
  4. You Can Leave Your Socks On 87
  5. Monkey Spunk 73