MC Escher would be turning 111 today. As a big fan of optical illusions, I really dig his stuff. Thought you might get a kick out of checking out 10 of my favorites. Click on the pics to see the larger images. (Definitely worth it.)
A JGT Exclusive Quiz: Populations
I give you a city, you tell me whether their population is more or less than it was in 1950. Good luck, and let me know how you do in the comments.
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Right Now on iSportacus
With Ultimate Warrior turning 50 today, we let him give us the Keys to tonight’s Phils game.
The Phillies unveil their new theme song, “Love is Just Like a Baseball Game”.
BMT analyzes how unprofessionally the Inky handled the “Raul Ibanez on steroids” story.
Question of the Week
Promo for the “One Giant Laugh For Mankind Show” on July 20 (NSFW)
Those of you who are missing the Chip Chantry One Man Shows at the Khyber, you are honestly missing some of the best comedy in the city. Next month’s show promises to be another classic. Check out the video above to see why. More details to follow in the next week.
Scoreboard, Brought to You by the Clermont Lounge
O’NEALS
- Emesis Nemesis 102
- Same Name as Last Week 99
- Why is John’s Rum Gone 90
- Dorksided 83
- 3 Wolf Moon T Got me Laid 82
BARDS
- Spock’s Cock: It’s Vulcan Huge 98
- Bend Over and I’ll Show You 92
- Deacon Blues 91
- Sofa Kingdom 89
- Pink Pants 84
LOCUST RENDEZVOUS
- 1022 94
- The Jams* 80
- Exhume to Consume 77
- Quiz on Your Face 73
- Barstool Racers 69
BLACK SHEEP
- The S***ty Beatles 92
- Mixed Nuts 89
- Duane’s World 86
- Satan’s Minions 85
- Unusual Suspects 80
UGLY AMERICAN
- L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 113
- No Talent Ass Clowns 101
- Kathleen Turner Overdrive 89
- Fire Glen Miller 84
- Mr. and Mrs. DiPasquale 75
BARDS
- The Curious Taste of Benjamin’s Butt 95
- Kobe is Not a Rapist 81
- Please Speak Clearly 81
- I’d Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me… 77
- FC Dune Buggy II 62
*aka Hanging Body was Kung Fu Dying. Loss ends 5 game winning streak, and 1022 claims the bounty.
Photos of Top Teams at Bards
Pics of Top Finishers at Vous
Kinky Quizzo Host Opening
Any lady looking for an advanced career in the burgeoning quizzo market is advised to apply for the Kinky Quizmaster post at Valanni. I have to admit, I’ve never played Kinky Quizzo (at the risk of sounding supercilious*, I try to keep terms like Cleveland Steamer and Roman Helmet out of my conversations these days), but I suppose it could be interesting.
“Got a big mouth, a dirty mind?” asks Karwoski. “Are you quick witted, well-read? Always dreamed of talking Dirty Sanchezes and getting paid? Think you can handle the mic? I’ll be the judge of that. Bring it! Compete to be the next Kinky Quizzo host at Valanni.”
Anybody ever been to one of these things? Let me know how it was.
*I suppose using words like supercilious makes me sound supercilious.
Playing Hookie
Went to the Georgia Aquarium today and now I gotta get ready for the rehearsal. This came after last night when we went to a place called the Twisted Taco. It’s like a Southern Kildare’s. It was hilarious. Arthur Kade would love the Twisted Taco. Anybody got any suggestions for where I should go on Sunday when I have a free day in Hotlanta?
Anyways, this is the first wedding I’ve ever been in. I hope I don’t stand facing the wrong way or anything. I’ll have pics and scoreboard up tomorrow Sunday. For real.






The Curious Taste of Benjamin’s Butt



