Another Great Comedy Show Tonight

fastballbobThe comedy show that went down in my yard last week has hit “legendary” status on the streets, and our “Space” show last month has as well. We’ve got something pretty cool going down in the underground. Hope you can get a chance to be a part of it. Tonight, we explore the history of  local athletes…and their animals. Show starts at 8 p.m. at the Khyber (2nd and Chestnut), and will include sets from local standouts Chris Cotton and Don Montrey. Hope you can make it. $5 cover and $1PBRs and Miller Lites.

The JGT Power Rankings (The QCS)


Serious movement in the rankings this week, and a new #1 for the 3rd straight week. Can the Jams hold down the top spot, or is the pressure of a #1 ranking just too much to handle? 

1. The Jams. A 117 two weeks ago followed by a 118 last week. They have answered 78 1/2 of their last 80 questions correctly. They are undoubtedly the best team in quizzo right now.  Last week: #2

2. Duane’s World. A 3rd straight win at the Ugly American and a 2nd place finish at the Black Sheep would normally be enough to keep a team in the top spot, and if not for the Jams ridiculous performance the past two weeks it would. Last week: #1

3. Why’s John’s Rum Gone? A third straight win at O’Neals ties them for the longest winning streak in quizzo, and raises them to a #3 ranking. Last week: #5

4. Steak ‘Em Up. After their victory on Thursday, Koob of the former Sofa Kingdom declared, “We’re back.” Are they, or will the lack of a Sofa Kingdom type consistency continue to haunt them? Last week: #3

5. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion. An impressive win over the Steak ‘Em Ups on Tuesday brings them up four spots. Last week: #9

6. River of Rocks. If this team played more often, they would certainly make a move at the top spot. They cause fits at both the Vous and the Sheep on the rare occasions that they play. Last week: NR

7. Hurtin’ Bombs. Finished 2nd in a loaded field at the Bards. Now that Rene’s gone, this team is expected to drink a lot less. Will that help or hinder them? Last week: NR

8. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics. This team continues to slide in the rankings, not even finishing in the top two this past week. However, their willingness to drive JGT from the Ugly American to the Bards helps keep them in the Top 10. Last week: #4

9. Lambda. A three man squad finishes third at a stakced Bards. And hey, they’ve got the karate trophy. Last week: #10

10. The Ear: Not Your Typical Orifice. An inspired performance lands the Ears in the top 10 for the first time ever. A 2nd Place finish at O’Neals was greeted with more excitement than most victories. We on the QCS committee appreciate moxie and pluck. Last Week: NR

Also receiving votes: 1022, Same Name as Last Week, Axis of Evil Knieval, Quiz On Your Face, Unusual Suspects, Secret Between Friends, DeLuzers, But My Mom Says I’m Cool

Stephen Colbert Rips Glenn Beck a New One

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This is great. Glenn Beck is a clown who realized that more people listen when you act like a jackass than when you act as a voice of reason, so he has gone further and further off the deep end over the years, until he finally reached a point when he said that Obama “hates white people and white culture.” Of course, Kanye West said similar things about George Bush (though Bush doesn’t hate black people. He hates poor people.) and was pretty much blasted by all circles. I hope that even Bob T. can agree on this one: Glenn Beck isn’t a conservative. He’s just a moron.

“Vick-timized” by Willie Gee

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This is a repeat of an excellent article Willie Gee wrote two years ago when Vick was arrested. I think it is well worth a re-read now that Vick has signed with the Eagles.

The latest developments in the Michael Vick dog fighting case seem to confirm what I have believed all along, which is that many people in powerful positions are trying to bring the man down. Although Vick is arguably one of the NFL’s greatest players and definitely the league’s most electrifying, his unconventional style of play along with his ability to “keep it real” seem to bother many members of the dominant culture. To put it bluntly, many people do not like him because he does not act white and corporate, and does not play the game like every other quarterback. I have further believed that “those people” have been out to get him for quite some time. Unfortunately, “those people” make up a disproportionately large part of the means that control society, such as the media. ESPN, in particular, has had a vendetta against this guy for at least the past year. From the middle finger incident, to the water bottle incident, and now this, Vick has taken more than his share of criticism. I mean, Kobe Bryant never took this much heat for buying his way out of a rape case. Moreover, the Feds never got involved in that one. They allowed the authorities in Eagle, Colorado to do their job, and there was no independent investigation conducted by the NBA either.

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Quizzo Tonight

We kick it off at the Ugly American at 8 p.m., where Duane’s World has won two straight weeks following an 8 week domination by L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics. Rumor has it that the Diabetics will be a little short handed this week, so there may be a chance for a new team to slip into the mix. On to the Bards, where the crowds have started to pick back up a bit, but we’re still not at fall levels, so there are tables to be had. Action starts at 10:15 p.m. And if you have any great round ideas, hit me up on facebook. Hope to see ya tonight.