Can’t tell you about the case, of course, but I (think I) can tell you that only in a jury selection room in Philadelphia do they serve soft pretzels as a breakfast food. Awesome. Here’s a few things to check out while I’m performing my civic duties.

• The “Take Anything You Want” girls are back at it, this time with a trip to the doctor.
• What do you do if you’re having a hard time convincing your girlfriend that you have any friends? You hire a friend on craigslist.
• Palestra Jon, while on vacation in California, gets interviewed on the TV and is pretty much the only person in this FOX news story that isn’t a complete moron.
• You ever thought that it was about time that the highlights of Irwin Allen films were set to a bad heavy metal song? Well this is your lucky day.
• Thanks to Jam Master Sean, Steve-O, and Hunter for sending this stuff in. If you’ve got something ridiculous to share (or would like to take me out to a really nice restaurant**), shoot me a line.

**or even a bad restaurant.

Getting ready to go out in a sailboat and do a little rock fishing. If I catch anything, you can count on seeing pictures of it and hearing about it throughout the upcoming year. If you’re bored today, find out which president looked like Larry Fine on D-Mac’s site or check out the start of Trivia Art’s year in review on Foobooz (he’s up to February), or read about the lovely Ginger’s new Wii. Wow, pretty much all my friends have blogs. That must mean I’m kool.