Classic Movie Project-Reviewing Casablanca

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Ok, it’s back. After a long hiatus, I am back to watching movies that everybody else on earth has seen but I haven’t. I decided to start with one of the ultimate classics-Casablanca, starring Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman. Yes, that’s right folks, before Saturday night I was that guy who hadn’t seen Casablanca. Ok, first things first: This was a fun film, but certainly overrated. I mean, people act like this is the greatest thing to ever happen to film, and in reality it’s a neat little story told well…but it doesn’t threaten to crack my Top 10 movies I’ve Ever Seen. Humphrey Bogart’s character was funny, smart, and a heck of a lot of fun. Ingrid Bergman was ok but not incredible. I really enjoyed the Captain Renault character played by Claude Rains, and it was fun to hear so many lines that have since become iconic in the American lexicon. I enjoyed the characters, but didn’t feel any particular attachment to them, and even my friend that I watched it with was surprised she didn’t cry at the end. Because, really, the end was rather exciting but not very emotional. It was a movie, but felt like a play, with not much action going on outside of the characters. Now remember, the grade I give these movies is based on thier comparison with other classic movies, not against just regular movies. Keeping that in mind, I give Casablanca a C+. My next classic to watch, which I am going to try to do tonight, is 12 Angry Men. After that, it’s up to you guys. I’ll post a poll in a little while. Let me know what you thought of Casablanca in the comments below.

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Quizzo News and Notes

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Hey kids, a few quick notes before we part ways for the weekend. First of all, congrats to Quiz on Your Face, who became the first team other than the Jams to repeat at the Vous since last June (But My Mom Says I’m Cool). Next week, they will try to be the first team to win three straight other than the Jams since 2006. New quiz going up on Comcast On Demand Saturday, so be sure to check it out. I think the entertainment one goes up next, so go to On Demand>>Free Movies>>Trivia and Games>>Quizzo. Also, keep in mind that the new quiz starts at Ugly American next Thursday night at 7:30 p.m., so I’ll finally get off my lazy butt and do two sets of questions again. As for fun upcoming non-quizzo stuff, the Sly Fox Goat Races are Sunday, and I am doing stand up Monday night, so maybe I’ll see you at one of those. Finally, be sure to find out what wrestling manager Stan van Gundy looks like and how the Phillies got started in 1883 by going to isportacus. Have a great weekend, everybody.

Scoreboard, Brought to You by Swine Flew

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O’NEALS

  1. Dorksided 112
  2. Same Name as Last Week 108
  3. Tooth WInd and Fire 99
  4. Where’s John’s Rum Gone 92
  5. Hutch 75

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 115
  2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 102
  3. Hurtin Bombs 96
  4. Ottoman Empire 83
  5. How Bout Dem Bulls 75

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. Quiz on Your Face 102
  2. This is Not a Bus 93
  3. Silence is Golden, Girls 86
  4. Buy me a Bar 85
  5. Barstool Racers 84

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Duane’s World 105
  2. Catdog 100
  3. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 83
  4. Unusual Suspects 77
  5. No Thrill w/o Bill 74

BARDS

  1. Bards is My 2nd Favorite Bar 95
  2. Yes You Can’t 93
  3. Grand Theft Auto 73
  4. I’ll Take Swine Flu 66
  5. Schrute Farms 65