This Just Made My Day

Just came across this. Thought I’d shareThe Barbie Liberation Organization or BLO…gained notoriety in 1993 by switching the voice boxes on talking G.I. Joes and Barbie dolls. The BLO performed “surgery” on a reported 300-500 dolls and then returned them to the shelves of stores, an action they refer to as “shopgiving.” This action resulted in girls opening their new Teen Talk Barbie to hear it say phrases such as “vengeance is mine” and boys hearing their G.I. Joe say “the beach is the place for summer.”

Not allowed to embed this video, but you can watch a news story on it here. It was done by a group who was outraged by Barbie saying such obnoxious nonsense as “Math is Hard!” There is more in a 1993 New York Times article:

The group, which asserts it has surgically altered 300 dolls, says its aim is to startle the public into thinking about the Stone Age-world view that the dolls reflect.

The result is a mutant colony of Barbies-on-steroids who roar things like “Attack!” “Vengeance is mine!” and “Eat lead, Cobra!” The emasculated G. I. Joe’s, meanwhile, twitter, “Will we ever have enough clothes?” and “Let’s plan our dream wedding!”

Included with each doll is a leaflet from the group, claiming credit and calling itself, appropriately enough, the Barbie Liberation Organization. The leaflets list the group’s telephone number, as well as those of television stations and newspapers in the area where the doll was purchased. Buyers who agree with the group’s anti-sexist, anti-violent agenda are urged in the leaflet to call these news organizations.

I also thought it was interesting to read the word “twitter” in a 1993 news article.

Cheap Lager Night Tonight

Same quiz as earlier this week. Why? Because I’m lazy. That’s why. Also, because I went to my wife’s Field Day with her school, then had to evacuate my house because the church they are destroying nearby started swaying back and forth. Life on the edge, folks. It’s the only life I know.

Tonight, quizzo kicks off at Ugly American at 8 p.m. $2 Lagers. On to the Bards at 10:15 p.m. $2.50 Lager Lights. Pretty damn good deals. Hope to see ya there.

Breaking Bad Quizzo on Sunday

Breaking Bad quiz is coming this Sunday at the POPE as part of Beer Week. We’ll be honoring this phenomenal show with questions not just about the show itself, but about the chemistry on the show, the actors, and even a few questions about crystal meth. Going to be a very, very interesting quiz. Action starts at 8 p.m. at the POPE (1501 East Passyunk) and is sponsored by The Lost Abbey. Hope to see you there.

Kick off Beer Week With a Day of Games on Saturday

Pretty excited to be hosting a very, very fun event on Saturday at the City Tap House. The Day of Games will test your mental acuity, athletic prowess, and singing ability, and also allow you to drink some kickass beers for only $4 each.  Furthermore, there is a bitchin’ prize for the winner: 5 tix to an upcoming Phillies game, a cooler of ice cold beer, and transportation to the game. Yeaahh buddy.

Here’s how it will work: teams of 5 people each will participate in a variety of games, including tricycle relays, a blind beer taste test, a picture round, and putt-putt golf. Musical entertainment will be provided by the great Kenn Kweder. The final two teams will then face-off: in a karaoke death match. Winner walks away with the sweet prize. It’s free to enter, and needless to say, uniforms are encouraged. Warning: there will be water balloons involved in this event. Action starts at high noon on Saturday.

Quizzo Tonight

We start at Locust Rendezvous at 6:15 p.m. tonight. On to Black Sheep at 8 p.m. Interesting quiz. Picture round that turned out a little harder than I thought it would. Scores at O’Neals were pretty average, but scores at City Tap were brutal. Interested to see how teams do tonight.