In what film, released in 1987, does a guy’s sex robot short circuit, causing him to hire Melanie Griffith to find a replacement in a post-apocalyptic wasteland?
JGTSI Scores With One Week to Go
Well, we’ve got one week left in the JGTSI, and things are getting heated. Here are our scores. There are several teams in the fight for those last few spots, and the top 16 will be determined this week. The event is taking place on August 16th at the Urban Saloon. We’ve got several teams fighting for their first spot in an invite, but they’ve got some work to do. Teams like Game Blouses, Shades of Death, and Pop Shop all have a great shot but need big weeks to earn an invite. There is some good news on that front, however: an easy way to get some points is via Facebook Bonus Points, which you can earn right now.
This Week’s Scores and Pics
NORTH STAR
- Swiss Navy 98
- Inkspot 94
- County Cook 86
SIDECAR
- Jitney Spears 122
- In the Lead 116
- There’s No “I” in Quizzo 111
O’NEALS
- Encyclopedophiles 119
- Savage Ear 102
- Don’t Fuck with the Jesus 94
CITY TAP HOUSE
- Jesters of Tortuga 127
- Underground bard 106
- Ukraine in the Membrane 105
LOCUST RENDEZVOUS
- Killer Clams 102
- Synchronized Trampoline 91
- Quaalude to a Kiss: The Bill Cosby Story 89
FOUNDING FATHERS
- Duane’s World 107
- Jitney Spears 99
- Founding Farters 86
INDUSTRY
- Popesack 105
- From Parts Unknown 101
- Exhausted Nihilists 88
BARDS
- Sofa Kingdom 123
- Johnny Goodjobshowinupontimes 113
- CGA 95
Dude Hates Cancer Week Wraps Up Tonight; Over $1000 Raised So Far
In 6 quizzes we’ve raised over $1000 for The Dude Hates Cancer. Really honored to be part of such a giving community. So far O’Neals has been the most generous, with $200 raised. Can the Industry or Bards top them tonight?
We start at Industry at 6:30 p.m. We were rocking and rolling last week, let’s keep the party going this week as well. As always, terrific food and excellent craft beer specials. And probably our most winnable quiz, with a new team taking the title nearly every week.
On to Bards at 9:15 p.m. $3 Lagers and assorted nonsense.
The JGTSI venue has been confirmed…Urban Saloon on August 16th. More details coming soon.
Quizzo Tonight
We keep it rolling at the Rendezvous at 6:15 p.m. On to Founding Fathers at 8:30 p.m. Great specials at both, and of course our vaunted 7th place prize at Founding Fathers.
Thus far this week, we’ve raised $665 for the Dude Hates Cancer. I’d love to cross the $1000 mark tonight. I’d expect a few questions loosely based on The Dude Hates Cancer. See ya tonight!
Quizzo Tonight!
We kick it off at O’Neals at 8 p.m. Not only are we fundraising for the Dude hates Cancer (we raised $365 at quizzo last night), you’ll also have a shot of winning an extra $50…Spoonie is offering an extra $50 to any team that cracks 110 points to win.
On to City Tap House at 10:15. Been a lot of fun there the past few weeks. Busier this summer than summers past. Hope to see ya tonight!
Question of the Week
The Dude Hates Cancer Week Starts Tonight
We’re doing our annual “Dude Hates Cancer Week” this week at quizzo. We will be selling restaurant raffle tickets, just like last year, and our wild card round will not be a Lebowski round, per se, but will be somehow influenced by that great film. $5 buys you one raffle ticket, $20 buys you 6 (and gets you a free pair of sunglasses). Most importantly, 100% of the proceeds raised go to a great cause, the Dude Hates Cancer, an annual bowling fundraiser inspired by the film. This year’s event will be on August 29th at South Bowl, and there are still some spots available.
Action starts tonight at North Star at 7 p.m. We move to Sidecar at 9:30. Hope to see you tonight!
Pics of This Week’s Winners
NORTH STAR
- Staff Infection 105
- Swiss Navy 105
- Inkspot 97
SIDECAR
- Jitney Spears 113
- There’s No I in Quizzo 101
- In the Lead 92
O’NEALS
- Savage Ear 118
- Encyclopedophiles 115
- Hooter and Chuff 98
CITY TAP HOUSE
- Lebron James Joyce 103
- Cloacal Kiss of Death 84
- Fruit of Your Choosing 82
LOCUST RENDEZVOUS
- Synch Tramp 119
- You Can’t Sit With Us 115
- Crab Attack 107
FOUNDING FATHERS
- Must Love Pogs 127
- Duane’s World 127
- Riversharks 111
INDUSTRY
- Popesack 126
- Imaginary Pablo and the Goat 125
- Missing Heads 120
BARDS
- Dumb and Dumberer 122
- CGA 117
- Yeah, But I’m Not McNabb Drunk
Double Points Night at Industry
Not only has there been more parity at Industry than anywhere else on the circuit (6 different winners in the past 6 weeks), but tonight I am offering double points in the JGTSI to any team that wins (as well as double points for 2nd and 3rd). It’s an incredible opportunity to get your team in the mix. Action starts at 6:30.
On to Bards at 9 p.m., where you’ll try to knock off the CGA, who have won 3 out of the past 4 weeks. See ya tonight!


















