Fly Eagles Fly, a team that named itself before the Bengals game, was able to knock off the 2nd place TO’s Broken Bones at Doc’s on Monday. But due to an unexplained mishap, Trivia Art took a photo of Bones instead of the Eagles. Then, due to an unexplained mishap, Art forgot to use the flash. Sadly, due to an unexplained mishap, Artie “fell” off the Ben Franklin Bridge “just before I could save him” said sole eyewitness Johnny Goodtimes. “Johnny would be a suspect, because the whole thing seems fishy,” said police chief Snidely Whiplash. “But we have a longstanding policy against detaining international megastars.”

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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times at Doc Watson’s on Monday night. The Roll of Quarters was able to finally win a contest after a number of second place finishes, but one of the members of their team, Chester Longfellow, froze to death midway through the third round.

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The Ocean’s Drunks were able to pull it out at Doc Watson’s on Monday night. The team had been a group of teetottalers, but when they saw how bad Ocean’s 12 sucked, they started drinking heavily, and haven’t stopped since.

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