This is absolutely hilarious. This is the true story of a nerdy white guy in Brooklyn who constantly got calls from ODB’s peeps because he shared the same name and was listed (ODB’s real name was Russell Jones). I know what he’s been through. People always mistake me for Big John Studd.

Hey gang, here’s a Jennifer Aniston message board with pathetic people who live their lives through famous couples falling to pieces. My favorite line: “No, guys, no. I can’t see straight! I can’t stop shaking!” Ok, I would say that this breakup is the least of your problems. Another: “I keep trying to pinch myself to make it all go away, but it won’t.” I’m telling you, if you’re having a bad day and need a good laugh, check this page out!

A tragic situation in New York has left over 20 Akitas homeless. Here’s more on what you can do to help.

Brad Pitt caught his first break in Hollywood by appearing briefly as “Chuck” in what TV show in 1986?

Fly Eagles FLy was able to win at Doc Watson’s for the second consecutive week, but the real story was the performance of Paul Roundsonmee. Paul (below) set a new Johnny Goodtimes quizzo record by passing out less than five questions into round one. “I’ve been around a lot of impressive athletic achievments in my day,” said Goodtimes,”But this one…well, this one was really special.”

This website tells you when just about every television program ever “jumped the shark.” Thanks to Defective Sidewalk for telling me about this site.

I feel bad about having ripped PhilaWeakly without giving due time to their brethren at City Paper. Namely music editor Patrick “He’s the DJ, I’m the” Rapa. Here’s what “He’s the DJ, I’m the” Rapa recently had to say about the Roots latest album: Look, we know you’re not out there blingin’ and bangin’, but some of that ol’ gritty, preachy magic was missing from The Tipping Point. Maybe you’ve lost touch a little? Maybe you’re too happy? It was interesting that Rapa decided to write that, because it gave away the fact that he obviously never listened to the album!

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Philadelphia got named 2nd fattest city in the country by Men’s Fitness magazine, which I would not have believed had I not gone to Walmart on Delaware Ave. yesterday. It was there that I saw like four people riding around in those carts to shop, not because they were old or handicapped, but because they were just too damn fat to walk. Don’t worry, gang, motorized carts will burn off those pounds in no time.

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The Starland Vocal Band won a Grammy for Best New Artist in 1976, due almost entirely to the success of what song?