The Nicotine Hunger Force wasn’t happy with just a win at Doc Watson’s on Monday, they also wanted to make a fashion statement. “We’ve both been huge Camilla fans for years. Wearing these Camilla hats was our way of not only showing her how much we loved her, but also showing America how Kool she is-with a capital K!”

Hey, tell this crazy chicken what to do and it will do it! Type in “breakdance”, for instance.

As you may recall, I interviewed Todd Carmichael (and his future fiancee Lauren Hart) in late November about his upcoming trek to the South Pole. Well, in December he joined a very small fraternity of folks who have succesfully made that hike, as he walked over 70 miles through the frozen tundra of Antarctica in an effort to hip people to the plight of the orangutan. Uh, yeah. Orangutans are highly endangered, and will be extinct in just a few years unless something drastic is done. So, in an effort to raise awareness, this coffee entreprenuer attempted the most insane stunt he could think of. In this follow up interview, you’ll learn about the isolation of the trip, the hikers who didn’t make it, and the hardcore scientific gurus who hang out at the South Pole.

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Nobody loves us,
Nobody cares,
nobody picks us peaches and pears.
Nobody offers us candy and cokes,
Nobody listens and laughs at our jokes.

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I’m going to save you the $24.99 it costs to buy “Can You Beat Ken?”, the board game by telling you this: You can’t beat Ken.

Learning from his mistakes on Sunday, Andy Reid proved that he can lead a team in the late going, as the Eagles Hurry Up Offense ran away from the opposition on Monday night at Doc Watson’s. “A victory at Doc Watson’s is no Super Bowl,” said Andy, “But it’s close. And I hope people notice how quickly we were writing down answers in that final round, especially those last six minutes.”

My man Dan Gross has reported that El Wingador had his throne stolen after Wing Bowl! I can’t remember a king having his thone stolen since George II of Greece in 1923. Let’s hope it doesn’t take El WIngador 12 years to regain the throne, like it did with George. Also, there are talks of a Wing Bowl movie starring Adam Sandler. I am not kidding.

I Went to Quizzo Bowl and all I got was this Lousy Hangover
was able to give Fly Eagles Fly a splitting headache in Round Four at Doc Watson’s on Monday, coming from seven points back to knock off the defending champs. The Hangovers were inspired by Max McGee, who scored the first touchdown in Super Bowl history while nursing a raging hangover. Then he founded Chi-Chi’s. Seriously.

Thanks to Jason for sending this in. THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST
ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

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Hey dudes. Here’s a couple of kool (with a k) things going on tommorrow night. Photographer and quizzo player Mike Persico will be showing some of his photos in a first Friday appearance at B’Sheihu on 13th and Sansom at 7:00 p.m. Later, there is a great comedy show taking place at World Cafe Live. (I’m not just shilling for those guys b/c they let me do Quizzo Bowl there! Seriously!) Dennis Horan, who is one of my favorite comedians in Philly, will be joined by Coleman Green, John Kensil and others at World Cafe at 10:00 p.m. And what’s even kooler? Tix are only $10 each, and all proceeds go to aid tsunami victims!