No Quizzo at Doc’s

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Quizzo at Doc Watson’s will be suspended indefinitely, as Doc’s is now closed indefinitely. I will probably be picking up a new Monday night quizzo within the next couple of weeks. We had a good crowd at Doc’s and I hope we can keep it going elsewhere. Please check back to find out where it’s going to be going on.

Take off my pants and jacket wins at doc’s

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Take Off My Pants and Jacket probably thought they could get away with naming themselves after a Blink 182 album and not being trashed on the website. Wrong! Not only does Blink 182 totally blow, but one of the guys in the band asked my ex-girlfriend to the prom when they were in high school together in San Diego. No s***! She turned him down. It’s not her fault. Women have smaller hearts than men.
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Y-100 Revolutionary Army

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100 Point Performance
The Y-100 Revolutionary Army blitzkrieged their opponents at Doc’s on Mondya night. Sadly, they were no match for the G-Unit, who took control of Y-100 and turned it into a rap station. “It wouldn’t have been so humiliating if, during their hostile takeover of the station, somebody in 50’s posse hadn’t popped a cap in my ass,” said John Soltrane (above). “That was entirely uncalled for.”
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Chaney’s Goons Knock out Foes

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John Chaney’s Goons won at Doc’s on Monday night, fighting off a major snowstorm to even make it to the arena. “Three members of the team didn’t make it,” said Lance Butterworth. “We still haven’t recovered their bodies.” In lighter snow related news, the boys of St. Joe’s Prep Lacrosse team created the largest snowball in Pennsylvania history over the weekend. Congratulations, boys!
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