Chaney’s Goons Knock out Foes

John Chaney’s Goons won at Doc’s on Monday night, fighting off a major snowstorm to even make it to the arena. “Three members of the team didn’t make it,” said Lance Butterworth. “We still haven’t recovered their bodies.” In lighter snow related news, the boys of St. Joe’s Prep Lacrosse team created the largest snowball in Pennsylvania history over the weekend. Congratulations, boys!