Free Phillies Tix, Outdoor Quiz Tonight at Big Money Tuesday!

We kick it off tonight at O’Neals at 8 p.m. $3.50 margaritas, and five different winners in the past five weeks. Should be another thriller this week. See ya there.

On to the City Tap House at 10:15 p.m. Looks like a gorgeous night out, so let’s move this party outdoors. Plus, I’m going to have two totally kickass seats to giveaway to the Phillies game this Saturday (section 109). Let’s see: pizza special, beer specials, free Phillies tix, and your last chance to chill outdoors before the “Great Heat Assault of ’12” attacks? Yep. Let’s do this.

JGT Power Rankings

With the Summer Invitational kicking off this week, I thought it would do us some good to see who our top teams have been the past few weeks. This was tough to do. Except at the Bards, we’ve had incredible parity the past couple of months (6 winners in 7 weeks at UA, 5 straight different winners at O’Neals,

1. Steak Em Up. Nobody is even close. These guys are winning every week by 30 points. It’s getting ridiculous. Is there anyone out there who can put together a superteam to try to knock these guys off? There is a bounty on their heads at the Bards, where they’ve won the past 7 weeks. Anyone who beats them this week gets $20 from me as well as their $40 gift certificate. Come on, people, invite your damn smart friends out.

2. The Jams. The Jams are in the midst of one of the strangest streaks we’ve ever seen at quizzo. They’ve won every other week since April 14th. They lost last week, which means they’re due for a win this week.

3. Duane’s World. Also on a strange every other week streak. They’ve won every other week since May 11th. Wednesdays are weird. Regardless, still the team to beat at Black Sheep, although the 5th Estate took them out last week and Blaizng Sea Nuggets continue to be a thorn in their side.

4. Interim Team Name. These new kids on the block have made quite a name for themselves, winning twice in one week two weeks ago. Is this team ready for the big time or did they just hit a hot streak? We’ll see during the JGTSuI.

5. Dukes of Fire Hazzards. Knocked off the Jams a few weeks ago, then won at O’Neals last week. If only they could scrub that last place finish at Seinfeld quiz off their record.

6. The Sidecardigans. Have cooled off a bit lately, but recently sported a 4-week winning streak at Sidecar. The nerdiest staff in quizzo, I’ll put them up against any bar in the city.

7. Popesack Resurrected. Have made themselves scarce since their huge JGTSpI win in overtime, but did return long enough to notch a win at North Star last week.

8. FFSF. This team has nothing if not resilience. Each week, they come to City Tap House and fall to Steak Em Up, but always put up respectable scores that would make them winners at a lot of other bars. This team needs to make a free agent signing to get them over the top.

9. Mr. September. In the last three weeks, went from 3rd to 2nd to first at the Vous. An impressive climb to the top.

10. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics. Two 2nd place finishes in the last 3 weeks. This once perennial top 5 teams has fallen on hard times lately. They’re kind of the Phillies of quizzo. Once powerful and proud, but due to injuries just a shell of their former selves.

Others receiving votes: Sharktoberfest, Quizasters, Blazing Sea Nuggets, Catdog, 5th Estate, Quiz Markie, Magnus ver Magnusson, Mysterious Mr. Mapother, Tempura House, Five FInger Ass Print, Avenue Hustlaz,

 

Summer Invitational Starts Tonight!

Action starts at North Star (27th and Poplar) at 7 p.m. and moves to Sidecar (22nd and Christian) at 9:15 p.m. Three different winners in last three weeks at North Star, while Tempura House ended a 4 match winning streak by the Sidecardigans last week at Sidecar. Also, I’ll have kickass Phillies tix to give away tonight at Sidecar. See ya there!

French Fry Thursday

Great drink specials at both bars, and I might just give away a few french fries at both spots. $2 Lagers at UA, and $2.50 Lager Lights at Bards. Can’t beat that. Action starts at Ugly American at 8 p.m., then moves to the Bards at 10:15 p.m. Wild card round has to do with film. See ya tonight!

A Little Light Reading

If you missed it yesterday, please be sure to check out my latest in the Post. It’s a piece on the new Pizza Museum that’s gonna open in Fishtown next month.

In sports, here is a pretty crazy story I stumbled across yesterday about how two events that happened within a week of each other in 1913 completely destroyed what might have otherwise been a Phillies dynasty.

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Oh yeah, and remember….I do private parties. Wanna have quizzo for a wedding, a birthday party, or a corporate event, hit me up at johnny@johnnygoodtimes.com.

Quizzo Tonight

We kick it off at Locust Rendezvous at 6:15 p.m., where the Jams have a pretty remarkable streak going. They have won every other week since April 14th. THey won last week, which means they’re due for a loss. Can your team top them? $2 McSorley’s Pints. That’s a ridiculously awesome deal. On to the Black Sheep at 8, where Duane’s World has won every other week since May 11th. Wild card round has to do with film. Hope to see ya tonight!

Cheap Margaritas, Free Phils Tix Tonight

Let’s play a little quizzo, drink a few beers, and watch Game 1 of the NBA Finals. We start at O’Neals at 8 p.m. On to the City Tap House at 10:15 p.m. At CTH, I’m gonna be giving away a couple of Phillies tix to the June 23rd game against the Tampa Bay Rays. We had a blast last week at  CTH playing outdoors, but I don’t think the weather is going to do us the same favor this week. That’s alright, the good news is that we’ll have the Game on. Speed round on Europe. That’s all I can tell you. See ya tonight!

FAQs About Seinfeld Quiz

WHO: All Seinfeld fans, from people who casually watch it when it’s on to superfreaks who know what fast food chain Puddy likes.

WHAT: All-Seinfeld quiz. All questions based on the classic show, from the actors on the show to the products in the show, to the show’s funniest lines.

WHEN: Tonight at 8 p.m.

WHERE: Trestle Inn. (11th and Callowhill). Food and drink specials, including a special on Cosmos.

WHY: Because you love Seinfeld and want to see how much you remember about nothing. See ya tonight!

UPDATE: Oh, and due to space considerations team size limit is 6.

Recommended Reading (and Listening)

Check out the piece I did this week for Philly Mag. I think you’re really gonna dig it. The guy I wrote about, Weston, is seen in the above photo.

All of you baseball/wrestling fans have to read this. A gentleman who looks an awful lot like Fastball Pitcher Bob Gutierrez (it’s not him, though, obviously. This guy has a different name) wrote a hilarious piece on wrestling Sabermetrics.

And we’ve finished up our Most Underrated Players of all time on Philly Sports History. See if you agree with our Top 15.

Our latest podcast, in which we discuss the Seattle Sonics and the current baseball standings.

Norm MacDonald Played Quizzo Last Night

Fairly quiet night of quizzo at the Bards last night. About 30 people playing, pretty chill night. And then Norm MacDonald, who is performing at Helium all weekend, decided to swing by. He played with my buddy John McKeever (who you may recognize as part of Bird Text, the dudes who did Real Househusbands of Philadelphia and My Girl Got Burrelled), who is hosting at Helium this week, and John’s wife. They actually did pretty damn well, finishing tied for 2nd. Therefore we had a tiebreaker for second…done with Rock Paper Scissors. Norm’s dreams of winning the $20 gift certificate for second place were denied however, as he lost a best two out of three. Before he left he came over to me and said, “Hey man, that was a lot of fun,” then gave me a fist bump. Pretty freaking cool.