Category: Scoreboard

Scoreboard, Brought to You By the Ladies Man

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O’NEALS

  1. Tooth, Wind and Fire 104
  2. Dorksided 98
  3. Why Is John’s Rum Gone 92
  4. You Have No Idea 88
  5. Summer’s Eve 88

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 110
  2. MIdnight Melon Marauders 104
  3. Hurtin Bombs 101
  4. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 82
  5. Iran Redefines Vote or Die 75

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 101
  2. 1022 81
  3. Barstool Racers 78
  4. Magnus Ver Magnusson 70
  5. The Nina’s 56

 BLACK SHEEP

  1. Duane’s World 103
  2. The Pedagogues 99
  3. The Malachi Crunch 94
  4. Wide Mouth Heinz 86
  5. Altar Servers 80

UGLY AMERICAN 

  1. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 106
  2. Hamburger 2000 81
  3. But My mom Says I’m Cool 78
  4. Kathleen Turner Overdrive 70
  5. Moist Tessacles 67

BARDS

  1. Hurtin Bombs 109
  2. Sofa Kingdom 90
  3. The Lone Farmers 83
  4. Don Rickles Effect 83
  5. Ribaldry 70

Scoreboard, Brought to You by the Clermont Lounge

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O’NEALS

  1. Emesis Nemesis 102
  2. Same Name as Last Week 99
  3. Why is John’s Rum Gone 90
  4. Dorksided 83
  5. 3 Wolf Moon T Got me Laid 82     

BARDS

  1. Spock’s Cock: It’s Vulcan Huge 98
  2. Bend Over and I’ll Show You 92
  3. Deacon Blues 91
  4. Sofa Kingdom 89
  5. Pink Pants 84

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. 1022 94
  2. The Jams* 80
  3. Exhume to Consume 77
  4. Quiz on Your Face 73
  5. Barstool Racers 69

BLACK SHEEP

  1. The S***ty Beatles 92
  2. Mixed Nuts 89
  3. Duane’s World 86
  4. Satan’s Minions 85
  5. Unusual Suspects 80

UGLY AMERICAN

  1. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 113
  2. No Talent Ass Clowns 101
  3. Kathleen Turner Overdrive 89
  4. Fire Glen Miller 84
  5. Mr. and Mrs. DiPasquale 75

BARDS

  1. The Curious Taste of Benjamin’s Butt 95
  2. Kobe is Not a Rapist 81
  3. Please Speak Clearly 81
  4. I’d Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me… 77
  5. FC Dune Buggy II 62

 

*aka Hanging Body was Kung Fu Dying. Loss ends 5 game winning streak, and 1022 claims the bounty.

Scoreboard, Brought to You by Linda Hogan and Her Boyfriend

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O’NEALS

  1. Why is John’s Rum Gone* 97
  2. Dorksided 90
  3. Cornbread Mafia 75
  4. Summer’s Ever 73
  5. Tooth Wind and Fire 70

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 105
  2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 86
  3. Who Framed Jessica Rabbit 71
  4. Didn’t Wanna Play Megatouch 65
  5. Learned Handjob 65

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 117**
  2. 1022 106
  3. Magnus ver Magnusson 100
  4. The Waterboarders 87
  5. Quiz on Your Face 73

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Duane’s World 113
  2. Farrah Fawcett…103
  3. 2nd Coming of JC 98
  4. The S***ty Beatles 92
  5. Unusual Suspects 82

UGLY AMERICAN

  1. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 92
  2. Holy Qu’ran 88
  3. No Talent Ass Clowns 87
  4. Kathleen Turner Overdrive 80
  5. Bob and the Sagets 62

BARDS 

  1. Sofa Kingdom 106
  2. Bong Hits 86
  3. My Penis Name is Bill…81
  4. Carradine’s 73
  5. Dude Where’s My Truck 66

*Pulled off one of the great comeback in quizzo history, coming from 18 down in the final round to win by an amazing 7. 

**Only question they missed was whether Wink Martindale was alive or dead.

Scoreboard, Brought to You by the Biltmore Estate

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O’NEALS 

  1. Same Name as Last Week 106
  2. Truth Wind and Fire 99
  3. Why is John’s Rum Gone? 83
  4. Stabby McGee 69
  5. Topless Carwash 56

BARDS

  1. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 113
  2. The Sofa Kingdom 108
  3. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 101
  4. Death Star Attack Run 73
  5. Groomsmen or Pallbearers? 71

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 105
  2. The Champs 103
  3. Quiz on Your Face 102
  4. 1022 97
  5. Who Uses a Payphone Anymore? 84

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Sotomayor Momma 105
  2. Satan’s Minions 96
  3. Duane’s World 96
  4. Unusual Suspects 84
  5. 5.5 on the Kade Scale 73

UGLY AMERICAN

  1. Joker’s Wilder 111
  2. Eschaton 102
  3. Amber Alert 96
  4. Two Fags and 2 Hags 79

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 94
  2. Hurtin Bombs 92
  3. I Don’t Make Monkeys, I Just Train ‘Em 88
  4. Mike Piazza Freebases Parmesan 71
  5. Our Score=Our Employment Status 66

Scoreboard, Brought to You by Bob T.’s Worst Nightmare

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O’NEALS (88.2*)

  1. But Why is John’s Rum Gone 94
  2. Dorksided 92
  3. Tooth Wind and Fire 92
  4. Lexi’s Flaming Nips 86
  5. The Producers 77

BARDS (89.2)

  1. Arthur Kade is Our Co-Pilot 106
  2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 96
  3. Sofa Kingdom 94
  4. Who Framed Jessica Rabbit 85
  5. The Biplanes 65

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS (73.2)

  1. The Jams 112
  2. 1022 86
  3. 2 Sticks and a Slit 68
  4. Barstool Racers 52
  5. Renee and Associates 48

BLACK SHEEP (93.4)

  1. Duane’s World 102
  2. Jon & Kate+8 Minus Jon 101
  3. The Unusual Suspects 90
  4. Dalembert Report 88
  5. Catdog 86

UGLY AMERICAN (94.8)

  1. Eschaton 115
  2. But My Mom Says I’m Cool 101
  3. No Talent Ass Clowns 89
  4. Phuck the Mets 86
  5. Prom Night 83

BARDS (103)

  1. The Axis of Evil Knieval 112
  2. Sofa Kingdom 103
  3. The Hurtin Bombs 103
  4. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 101
  5. Leprechauns for Obama 96

*Average score of the top 5

Scoreboard, Brought to You by Freddie Gage’s Latest Album

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O’NEALS (74.2)*

  1. Dork Sided 84
  2. Tooth Wind and Fire 80
  3. To Be Announced 71
  4. Liz is an Idiot 70
  5. Bastard Children of Claire Huxtable 66

BARDS (96.6)

  1. Sofa Kingdom 107**
  2. Narotyzing Dysfunktion 107
  3. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 93
  4. Beefeater Gin 92
  5. Stefania Knows Best 84

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS (89.8)

  1. The Jams 116
  2. 1022 85
  3. Magnus ver Magnusson 83
  4. But my Mom Says I’m Cool 83
  5. Asparagus 82

BLACK SHEEP (83)

  1. Duane’s World 105
  2. Catdog 91
  3. Party 86
  4. Visit isportacus.com. Yeah! 67
  5. No Thrill w/o Bill 66

UGLY AMERICAN (66.8)

  1. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 90
  2. Free Netflix and Older Men 75
  3. Lambda 71
  4. Not to Late to Go to Quizzo at Roosevelt’s 50
  5. Mike’s B****** 48

BARDS (89.8)

  1. Sofa Bomblets 112
  2. My Dad Has an Amazing Body 93
  3. I Don’t Even Know U & You’re Already Creepy 84
  4. Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge 83
  5. The Hair Lipped Reminders 77

*I’ve started keeping bar scores. Average of the top 5 scores, and top average wins that week. Bards Tuesday wins this week.
**Sofa Kingdom defeated the Dysfunktion in OT with the year Spencer Tracy was born. Kingdom guessed 1898, Narcs guessed 1892, and the answer was 1900.

Scoreboard, Brought to You By El Guapo

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O’NEALS

  1. Savage Henry 105
  2. Why Is John’s Rum Gone 104
  3. Same Name as Last Week 101
  4. Josh Wasn’t That Into Her 95
  5. Tooth Wind and Fire 92

BARDS

  1. Joba’s Mom, My Dealer 103
  2. Happy Cinco De Mayo 89
  3. Calcified Baby 66
  4. Sacapuntos 66
  5. We Like Fishsticks 65

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. The Jams 114
  2. 1022 100
  3. Trust Us We Know 93
  4. Hammer Pants Looking Heavy 92
  5. Magnus ver Magnusson 91

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Duane’s World 106
  2. Satan’s Minions 102
  3. Scribblers 98
  4. 4th Estate Returns 91
  5. Catdog 88

UGLY AMERICAN

  1. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 88
  2. Manny Ramirez’s Long Sex Drive 72
  3. Your Mother 65
  4. Teacher Biotches and Cable Guy 63
  5. No Talent Ass Clowns 55

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 118
  2. Hurtin Bombs 105
  3. Sam’s Quik Shop All Stars 94
  4. You Can Leave Your Socks On 87
  5. Monkey Spunk 73

Scoreboard, Brought to You by Swine Flew

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O’NEALS

  1. Dorksided 112
  2. Same Name as Last Week 108
  3. Tooth WInd and Fire 99
  4. Where’s John’s Rum Gone 92
  5. Hutch 75

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 115
  2. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 102
  3. Hurtin Bombs 96
  4. Ottoman Empire 83
  5. How Bout Dem Bulls 75

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. Quiz on Your Face 102
  2. This is Not a Bus 93
  3. Silence is Golden, Girls 86
  4. Buy me a Bar 85
  5. Barstool Racers 84

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Duane’s World 105
  2. Catdog 100
  3. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 83
  4. Unusual Suspects 77
  5. No Thrill w/o Bill 74

BARDS

  1. Bards is My 2nd Favorite Bar 95
  2. Yes You Can’t 93
  3. Grand Theft Auto 73
  4. I’ll Take Swine Flu 66
  5. Schrute Farms 65

Scoreboard, Brought to You by Dr. J vs. Larry Bird

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O’NEALS

  1. Savage Henry 89
  2. T. Mawesome 78
  3. Why is John’s Rum Gone 65
  4. TWSS 60
  5. Rocky Mountain Oysters 58

BARDS

  1. Rain Delays Suck 101
  2. Tooth Wind and Fire 92
  3. $1 to See It, $2 to Touch It 88
  4. Pulitzer Prize Winners 76
  5. Pete the Birthday Loser 69

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. Quiz on Your Face 96
  2. 1022 93
  3. The Jams 74
  4. File Clerks 65
  5. Tilda Swintons 60

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Craigslist Killer…Qu-est-ce que c’est 98
  2. Unusual Suspects 97
  3. Duane’s World 88
  4. Becky’s Birthday 87
  5. Catdog 87

BARDS

  1. Sofa Kingdom 107
  2. Interrupting Sloth 71
  3. The Smiling Somalian 70
  4. Lost my Microphone 68
  5. Lesbotronics and Hot Dude 63

Last Week’s Scoreboard, Brought to You by Me at El Batey Bar in San Juan

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O’NEALS

  1. Where Has John’s Rum Gone 106
  2. We Got Nothing 95
  3. Frank’s Still Fat 78
  4. Where’s Johnny? 68
  5. I am Johnny Goodtimes’ Idiot Brother 58

BARDS

  1. Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 94
  2. Sofa Kingdom 93
  3. Learned Hand Job 81
  4. Team Genius 63
  5. Teabagging w/o Dick Armey 61

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. 1022 101
  2. This is Not a Bus 92
  3. Barstool Racers 88
  4. When Harry Joined Whitey 88
  5. Magnus von Magnusson 81

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Duane’s World 110
  2. Baron Munchausen 108
  3. Satan’s Minions 92
  4. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 92
  5. Quiz on Your Face 82

BARDS

  1. Heavy Petting Zoo 93
  2. I’ll See You With My Nub 90
  3. Ron Anderson 67
  4. TNS 62
  5. Phillies Shoulda Beat Nats 61