Here’s a couple of pics of a young Bill Gates, supposedly from back in the day when he appeared in Tiger Beat magazine (according to gizmodo). I’m skeptical. I couldn’t find any other reference to Bill Gates in Tiger Beat online. And while he may have looked dapper and coy at that time, he had turned into a real supergeek by 1984.

Hey gang, there’s a trivia meetup group that I found online if anyone is interested. Looks pretty kool (even if their first event is at Fergie’s). Also, we’ve already sold over 75 tickets to Quizzo Bowl I! Thanks to everybody who has purchased tix so far.

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, Johnny Goodtimes has landed one of the most talented belly dancers on the East Coast! Najia, the one you see belly dancing on the Action News lead-in montage, will be halftime entertainment at the halftime show of Quizzo Bowl I! I will bet dollars to doughnuts that Johnny’s halftime show will be better than the Super Bowl’s halftime show. Najia has entertained audiences throughout the United States for over ten years, and now you will have an opportunity to see her perform live! For more info about her, go to her website.

What comic strip is Elsie Segar best known for creating?

Philly Mag refused to run an ad created by the Brownstein Group for the restaurant Pompeii because it was a little too racy (Even saucier than the one above! For more info about Pompeiian porn and more saucy pics, click here). Here’s more info, from Michael Kline’s Inqlings column yesterday:

Ad-itude adjustment

No sex allowed in Philadelphia Magazine. On the other hand, the rival Philadelphia Style is all for it.

The Brownstein Group, an ad shop that reps the Center City restaurant Pompeii, created a print ad based on the image of a 2,000-year-old Pompeiian fresco. The fresco depicts a man and a woman in a compromising position.

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Dan Gross wrote about Joe Hoeffel attending Johnny’s quizzo at the Bards on Tuesday night.

Rapper turned minister MC Hammer officiated over the wedding of Vince Neil and his longtime girlfriend. Come on, Vince. Hammer? Couldn’t you have gotten Reverend Run or Mase?

‘The Simple Life’ wanted to shoot an episode at a middle school in Buena Vista Township, NJ, with Paris and Nicole substitute teaching. But parents kicked against the idea, saying that they didn’t want their 11 year olds to be taught by an ugly whore (that’s Paris, not Nicole. I would never speak about any member of Lionel Ritchie’s family like that).

Just wanted to send some birthday shout outs. First off to Alberto of Team Hater, who celebrated his big day last week. Also, to the young lady in the pink shirt who played with some other cuties at Doc Watson’s last Monday. Happy Birthday! If you have a birthday coming up, please let me know so I can put you on the site.