The only thing worse than the Eagles hurry up offense was the commercials. Here’s a review.

But if you do decide to try some mind altering hallucinogen today, I suggest you then go to this website. Trippy!

In yet another display of unbridled hubris, Johnny Goodtimes has decided to announce on his website that today is his birthday. Goodtimes, who starves for attention more than anyone else (ok, except for Bono), also would like to let the people know that there is a parade planned on Tuesday in celebration of Johnny’s big day. “It’s not finalized yet,” said Johnny. “There’s a few minor details to be worked out, but if it does come together, we’re expecting about a million people.”

Here’s a bunch of pics put online from the dude at Social Philly from Quizzo Bowl I.

I think I told you about the quizzo meetup group a couple of weeks ago. Well, this one guy joined and included in his bio , “Haven’t played much in Philly, but was city-wide champ in Atlanta.” What, city wide quizzo champ in Atlanta? That’s like saying, “Yeah, I play basketball for the Hawks. We’re the city wide champs of Atlanta.” Sorry, but I got about as much respect for Atlanta quizzo as I do for an Atlanta cheesesteak.

Where did Terrell Owens go to college? (Quizzo Bowl I standings for ALL TEAMS, stories about the Quizzo Bowl, and last week’s stories below. Just scroll down.)

Johnny will be seen in the afternoon edition of the Philadelphia Bulletin. No, you do not have to travel back in time to get your copy. They have recently begun handing out the afternoon paper again throughout Center City for 25 cents.

Mitt Romney, whose name is Mitt Romney, is the governor of Massachussetts (That’s him, pictured above). When our fearless leader Ed Rendell offered him a bet, lobster vs. cheesesteaks, Mitt refused because cheesesteaks aren’t healthy. What? Being from Massachussettes, where eating a cheesesteak and holding a newborn baby require the same amount of delicacy (see Kerry, John), Mitt was obviously scared Mitt (I won’t be using the pronoun ‘he’ at all in this story)would come off as big of a pansy as Kerry did. Or, being a New England snob, Mitt probably won’t eat anything that doesn’t come with bibs or in chowdah form. Also, I’d like to remind our readers, his name is Mitt Romney! Now of course this would have been a non-issue if Mitt was confident the Patriots would win, b/c he wouldn’t have to eat said cheesesteak. But since Mitt (that’s his name) plans on crying on Ben Affleck’s shoulder on the night of the Super Bowl, Mitt thought Mitt better offer up something else.

Bobby Badtimes here, reminding you that Friday, January 28th is Wear Your Wig to Work Day! (By the way, mine’s not a wig, it’s a permanent.) Please do so, and send the resulting photos to me, so I can put them on the site. I’m begging you!

Several of quizzo’s most succesful franchises made an appearance in today’s City Paper! CP did a preview of this weeks Quizzo Bowl. The big board in Vegas should have a line up at some point either today or tommorrow, so that illegal betting on Quizzo Bowl I can begin in earnest.