Here’s a pretty funny hypothetical thread. How many five year olds could you take out in a fight? I’m thinking i could take out most of them with one punch. I guess exhaustion would be my main problem. As wave after wave of them came after me, and no break, I would finally falter after the first 25, I think.

Ever seen the Easter Bunny rap? Here’s your chance. This is hilarious. Thanks to White Wilt for the link.

A team has discovered that an eight foot, 800 pound hogzilla was indeed real. Yeah, no kidding. I hooked up with her on Spring Break ’97.

What handicap does legendary guitarist Arthel “Doc” Watson have?

Here’s the biggest winners thus far in 2005.

Fate is a lot like the date I had three weeks ago: Sweet at first, but turns out to be a real bitch. After a 16-0 start, I picked ODU to go the Sweet Sixteen, had Kansas vs. Charlotte in a Sweet 16 game (they both got eliminated yesterday), and my Syracuse bracket looks like a Dysfunktional Alkaholiks quizzo scoresheet-x’s everywhere. I am hopelessly addicted to this tournament, watching for 24 hours in the past two days. Pathetic, but true. I even had a beer yesterday while watching, bravely ignoring the ulcer that has wracked my body for the past two weeks (don’t tell my doctor). Well, if you’re looking to waste soem time today, how about a little Space Invaders?

Aw, man, St. Patties Day is over, you’ve got a splitting headache, and worse yet, no excuse to party tonight. Fortunately for you, there’s me. And I have discovered that today is the 1968th anniversary of Caligula being named emperor. So go enjoy untold levels of debauchery tonight in honor of one of the most sick and twisted leaders ever! Or was he? Some people feel that he has received a bum rap.

What the hell is up with me lately? Why all these political stories. This one is pretty good. An Inquirer columnist calling city council “stupid”.

Are you kidding me? 16-0 in the first day in my brackets? Here’s the top five after day 1.
1. Me 16-0
2. Jake Neff 15-1
3. Frank Domizio 14-2
4. Graham Baird 14-2
5. Christie Crawford 13-3
5. Janice Heinold 13-3
5. Steve Buckingham 13-3

Arlen Specter has decided to side with the oil companies, and has voted for drilling in the Alaskan National Park. Here is his defense of that vote. Here’s a good article on the vote to destroy part of this national park.