Just check out the magic that is possible with a simple web cam…and a dream. While we’re at that website, why don’t we take a look at a list of children’s books that never really took off.

Does ANYONE give a s***? Are you kidding me? A THREE PART SERIES By the Inky about deer in the suburbs!!! I mean, did somebody at a staff meeting go, “Hey, I saw a short piece in the Bumf*** Times about deer in people’s yards. Whattya say we go a step further and do a three part series on it?” Elephants rampaging through a restaurant in South Korea? Great news story. Deer loitering in people’s yards in Lower Merion? Not so great.

There is a new scourge destroying the minds of America’s youth: e-mail. According to a new study, it is much worse for your IQ than smoking the reefer. i would write more, but I just sent out a bunch of e-mails, and now I’m just dying for some Cheetos and ice cream.

I’m sure there is a simple mathematical explanation for how this works, but I sure haven’t figured it out. Mind reading online.

On this day in 1918, the Red Baron was finally shot down. But the identity of his killer has been the subject of much debate. Here is a page that explores the controversy. Pretty interesting.

Did you know that MJ was the star of his own video game?. In this game, which was released in the late 1980’s by Sega, Michael rescues kidnapped children. In the updated version, parents rescue their kidnapped children from Michael. If you wanna play a sketchy MJ game, click here. Use your mouse to catch kids who are trying to escape from Neverland. Here’s a questionnaire where you find out what kind of Michael Jackson you are: I’m a smooth criminal. In this game, you rescue kids from kidnappers. Similar to the original video game. If it doesn’t come on, just click on Jumpin’ Jacko on the left side of the screen.

I tried a new quizzo on Sunday night, as Trivia Art and myself made the trek up to the art museum area to try it out at McCrossen’s Tavern. It was the first time I’d ever been there, and it was a pretty nice place. The wings were good. The quizzo was, well, it gets mixed reviews.

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Saturday night’s comedy show at Fergies was a tremendous success, as the place was packed for a terrific show. The only quizzo team that showed up for the free event, Spiro Agnew Got a Raw Deal, was rewarded handsomely as Johnny announced that they will get Four Bonus Points in quizzo as a reward for supporting his comedy career.

April 19th is thought of as a holiday by many people because Dr. Albert Hoffman took LSD intentionally for the first time. What is this holiday known as?

This website tells us that abstinence is ok. Actually, no it doesn’t, but it’s pretty funny. (And a warning: there are no dirty pics, but the writing is a bit tawdry for the faint of heart.)