This one, once again, comes from anonymous (and no, anonymous isn’t me). If you wanna make a ribbon, just click here. It’s kool. Everybody’s doin’ it.

One of my favorite Americans of all time would have turned 80 today. Here is a collection of great quotes. If you have not read “The Autobiography of Malcolm X”, READ IT!

This one comes to us courtesy of “anonymous”.

A website dedicated to how stupid those “Support our Troops” stickers are on cars. (You should see how many of these ridiculous things I see on cars when I’m in Virginia. Honestly, some cars have like three of them, I guess indicating that the driver supports the troops three times as much as some dolt who only spent the $2 for one measly sticker.) No, I’m not anti-troops, but this is really the most meaningless message ever. Do you think anybody is riding down the road, thinking “Damn those troops, I’ll never support them” and then they see one of these bumper stickers and think, “you know what? I’ve had a change of heart. I think I will support our troops.” I got an idea for a sticker. How about, “Support the Sun.” If you’ve got any good ideas for vague, meaningless stickers, feel free to make a comment below.

The runaway bride is commemorated with an action figure! Sing it with me now, “God Bless America…” Oh, and check the message board for VH1’s top ten worst songs of all time, and offer your own two cents.

Yo, there is a primary election today. Be sure to vote. Here’s a site that will show you where your polling place is.. One of the measures on the ballot is whether or not Pennsylvania should borrow money for a major environmental initiative.

The Johnny Goodtimes Empire is expanding southward. The winning contestant of the “Be the Next Johnny Goodtimes Contest” will be hosting quizzo weekly at The Dive, a bar located on 947 Passyunk Ave. I tried the Mad Dog 20/20 drink on Friday, by the way. Damn refreshing.

Why was John Sirica named Time Magazine’s Man of the Year in 1973?

Johnny Goodtimes and the two judges have reached a decision, and a final four have been selected. They will be announced on Sunday, as well as some notes from the judges about each contestant.

This former naval commander served as Reichsprasident for 20 days after Hitler killed himself?