Here’s some great Nixon quotes that were recently released by Kissinger.
Author: Johnny Goodtimes
Story of the Day

Gary Condit and Rick Rockwell (“Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire”) both appeared in the movie “Return of the Killer Tomatoes” starring George Clooney. Also, I got an e-mail regarding the war that I thought was interesting, although I disagree with most of it. It’s on the message board.
Story of the Day
Possible terrorism at 30th Street? Nope, just a sleepy SEPTA employee.
Story of the Day

Check this story out about a guy who coated his hotel room with Vaseline.
Perfect Game in Quizzo?

The Big Unit, who undoubtedly has the best mullet in sports, threw a perfect game last night, which raises an obvious question: Has there ever been a perfect game in Johnny Goodtimes Quizzo Spectacualr history? The answer is no, though three teams have come extremely close. Easy Money, who has the all time high score of 116 (out of a possible 118), missed two questions in Rd. 1 and then never missed another question. Two teams have had perfect scores going into the final question. The Missing Heads would have had a perfect score on December 3rd at the Black Sheep, but they misspelled the city of Reykjavik by one letter. Then the Western Omelette had a perfect score through 39 questions at the Bards on Jan. 20th, but missed the question “What was the only film Jimmy Stewart ever won a Best Actor Oscar for?” The quest for Quizzo immortality continues. And while we’re on the topic of baseball, check out this site which claims that former Phillie Von Hayes is the devil.
Quizzo Tonight
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Quizzo tonight (Thursday) will be held at the following locale:
Good Dog (224 South 15th Street) 8:00 p.m.
Comedy Spectacular on Sunday
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The Johnny Goodtimes Comedy Spectacular will be taking place on Sunday, May 23rd at Doc Watson’s (11th and Locust). The show will showcase local comedians Dan Goodman, Steve Zorbalas, and *** ****** and of course, Johnny Goodtimes. Tickets are only $5, and showtime is 8:30 p.m. There is NOTHING you will find more entertaining on Sunday night than this show. That is a guarantee from me, Johnny Goodtimes.
L.A. #1?

A recent article listed Los Angeles as the number one sports town in America. Read Johnny’s reaction to this news on the message board.
Question of the Week

When the Black Sox fixed the 1919 World Series, what team did they lose to?

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