Andrew Bogut was picked first in last night’s NBA draft. In last year’s, of course, the Orlando Magic took a bunch of white people.
Author: Johnny Goodtimes
Happy Birthday, Pat Morita
Here’s an article about birthday boy Pat Morita! And here is a pretty good audio interview with him (you gotta listen to the “Happy Days” theme song before it starts.) It’s really interesting!
Why, today’s the anniversary
Here’s a pretty comprehensive look at Gavrilo Princip and why he decided to kill Franz Ferdinand on June 28, 1914. If I had a name like Gavrilo Princip, I’d probably kill somebody too.
No Pedro tonight at the Dive
Hey, once a month, there will be kinky quizzo at the Dive. That includes tonight. In case you are wondering, the first two weeks with Pedro went very well, and I think it’s gonna be a really great quizzo. Pedro returns next week.
Happy Birthday H. Ross!
Today is H. Ross Perot’s 75th birthday! Let’s celebrate with a few of his greatest quotes!
“If we did not have such a thing as an airplane today, we would probably create something the size of N.A.S.A. to make one.”
“Failures are like skinned knees — painful, but superficial.”
?Which one of the three candidates would you want your daughter to marry??
“It takes five years to design a new car in this country. Heck, we won World War II in four years.”
“If you see a snake, just kill it – don’t appoint a committee on snakes.”
“The activist is not the man who says the river is dirty. The activist is the man who cleans up the river.”
Goodtimes beats dead horse
Have you guys seen tom cruise kill oprah? It’s only like 10 seconds long, but it is mildly amusing.
Question of the week
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On June 29th, 1905, this major league ballplayer made his only appearance in a major league game.
Jam Master Sean Rocks! (Papers, Scissors, also)
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This story was written not by Johnny Goodtimes, but by a contestant in the Be the Next Johnny Goodtimes Contest, Jam Master Sean (aka Urbanus). He is one of RPS’s most famous players.
Some people are into quizzo. Some people are into computers. Rock Paper Scissors. The dance of hands. That?s my thing. It?s a thinking person?s game, much like chess. I enjoy the mental aspects of it. Preparing elaborate scripts to use against opponents. Profiling opponents to determine which script would be effective in tournament play. Sometimes just winging it and using a reactive technique. It?s all about being able to read your competition.
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Goodtimes Snubbed by Philly Style, Whines Like A little b****
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Johnny Goodtimes went blow for blow for Philly Style magazine this week, and came out, as usual, a loser. Philly Style announced it’s winners for Philly’s best personalities of 2005, and ol’ Johnny didn’t make the cut.
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