Wanna get your guys feedback on where we should hold Quizzo Bowl II. Please vote (scroll down a little, on right side of page) for the place where you’d like to see us hold it. If you’ve got any other ideas for where we should hold it, please send me an email to johnny@johnnygoodtimes.com.
Author: Johnny Goodtimes
Newsflash!
Ladies and gentlemen, this just in: There has been a spotting off a naked man, possibly the Naked Zorro, in Doylestown! However, and this is important, the man spotted did not have a mask on. Therefore, we do not want to jump to any conclusions. This could just be a naked Pancho Villa or a naked Emiliano Zapata. However we do want to take this opportunity to provide a link to a story we did a while back about the Naked Zorro, one of our proudest photoshop efforts ever.
Inspiration for the questions
Big ups to Morris. He’s the guy who came up with the Irish or Scottish wild card round. Here’s some further info on some other questions I asked earlier this week. Ali G is currently in trouble with the Kazakhstan government. Here’s the transcript of Farrah Fawcett melting down on David Letterman. This is completely insane. Here’s a good article about the Miracle at the Meadowlands (For those who didn’t play earlier this week, The wild card round was “Famous Meltdowns”, in honor of the Eagles Monday night performance.) But here’s the best part. We had two questions this week honoring birthday boy Macho Man Randy Savage. Come to find out, he released a rap album in 2003. Yeah, I’m not kidding. Click here to listen to the hot new joint from the Macho Man.
Stupidest Question Ever
Wow, last week we had a reporter ask a great question to Drew Rosenhaus. This week, one of the worst questions ever. A reporter investigating the story of the “Cell phone bandit” asked a federal investigator, “Do we know what her motive was?” (Click on the “Woman confesses to robbery” link on right side of page to hear the idiot speak.) Hmmmm. Let’s see, she was robbing a bank, but not for it’s pens or it’s deposit slips. Let’s see, what else could a bank have in it’s possession that could provide a motive? Better get the Pinkerton’s in on this one!
happy Birfdays

First off, a Happy birthday to Kieran (above, right), who played last night at O’Neals. Also wanna a wish a happy b-day to finger cymbal specialist Spanky Mottola (below), who celebrates his today.

Thirdly, I want to wish a Happy Birthday to the girl below. She actually had her birthday back in early October, and I thought I posted her pic. I didn’t, and was told that I am an a****** when I ran into her at Barrister’s the other night. Fair enough, the dressing down was well deserved.

Finally, I wanna wish a happy big day to Harriet, a tortoise that celebrated it’s 175th birthday on Tuesday. Officials say that it’s the 2nd oldest living creature on earth (Ern is 183).
Quizzo in Boston
Here is the blog of some grad student alcoholics in Beantown who are chronicling their tales of quizzo madness as they play almost every night of the week. Thanks to Jenn O. for sending me this link. If you’ve got any good or funny links, please send them to johnny@johnnygoodtimes.com.
My Kind of Town
Nice job, New York. Way to get the Country Music Awards to be broadcast from your town. What a coup! Look out Nashville, here comes NYC!
Happy Birthday, ODB
Today would have been the Ol Dirty Bastard’s 37th birthday. Here’s something you probably didn’t know about the ODB.
In February 1998, after ODB witnessed a car accident from the window of his Brooklyn recording studio, he and a friend ran to the accident scene and organized about a dozen onlookers who assisted in lifting the 1996 Ford Mustang?rescuing a 4-year-old girl from the wreckage. She was taken to a hospital with second and third degree burns. ODB, using a false name, visited the girl in the hospital frequently until he was spotted by members of the media.
Local Legend to Host Quizzo at the Dive
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Local Rock Paper Scissors legend Jam Master Sean (aka C. Urbanus), inventor of the Urbanus defense in RPS, will be hosting quizzo tonight at the Dive. Scroll down a bit here to find out what Jam Master’s dream job would be (he’s the guy lying on the street).
Quizzo for the Cause
With the holidays approaching, I felt like it was time to do some more fundraising. I found a charity that I think is really awesome, because it doesn’t just supply handouts, it gives people hope to improve their lives. It is called Community Voice Mail, and the idea is simple: people who don’t have access to a phone are given a phone number, where they can check messages from loved ones and prospective employers. Read about it. It seems really cool. And over 80% of the money raised goes to the program itself, not to a huge bureaucracy. So I will be asking everyone for a dollar at quizzo this week, though you are certainly welcome to give more if you want to. At the end of the week, I’ll let you know how much we are able to raise.
