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Author: Johnny Goodtimes
Where Does The Ego From Here?
Johnny Goodtimes is named Best Quizzo Host in Philadelphia Magazine.
We expect to hear from Johnny Goodtimes himself, later this afternoon.
More Winners of the Week
Way back in the day, last Thursday to be exact it was the Sofa Kingdom winning at Bards.
On Thursday Standing Is Was Exercise won at O’neals despite thinking Wichita was bigger than Topeka.
Last Tuesday the Sofa Kingdom edged Jump in My Car 86-85 at he Bards. The Kingdom suffered in the subway station round because their “subway expert” wasn’t there. They have a subway expert?
And finally on Thursday at the Good Dog, Magma got back on the winning track scoring 91 enroute to the victory.
New Questions Tonight
A lot of people asked this week if there would be new questions tonight, and I’m happy to say, oh yeah!
So come out and join Trivia Art at Good Dog or Jam Master Sean at the Bards and enjoy some fresh trivia!
The Reason The Internets Exist
Ladies and gentlemen, I present for your approval, cats that look like Hitler.
– Trivia Art
Johnny’s In The Metro Again
Johnny Goodtimes gets his face in the Metro again as the Philadelphia Metro checks in with Johnny as he heads across the country.
Johnny’s interview with the Average Homeboy also gets a nice write-up in Blinq today. Yes, who did know Johnny “had such a hawk nose for a story?”
– Trivia Art
Emotional Blowjob Wins, JGT worried about Manayunk
Emotional Blowjob won at a packed house at O’Neals on Tuesday, but after the match quizmaster Johnny G. was just worried about the peopleof Manayunk. “Man, oh, man, they are in the midst of a major flood, (That’s the Manayunk Brew Pub, below) and I don’t think Abercrombie and Fitch even makes a bathing suit. How are the Manayunkers supposed to deal with those Bad Flood Blues? My suggestion: Throw on your favorite tube top, crank up the Dave Matthews, make an extra appointment at Hollywood Tans, and start drinking those Red Bull and vodkas!”
QuizzoMan hosts superhero quizzo on friday
I’m not really sure why I’m even promoting this (after all, I’m going to be out of town on Friday), but I guess I should let you know that QuizzoMan is going to be hosting a superhero quizzo on friday at the Franklin Institute, starting at 10 p.m. There will be a showing of the movie Superman at 6:45 p.m.at the IMAX, and QuizzoMan will get the party started shortly after the conclusion of the film. Admission to the quizzo is free, admission to the movie is $11. You do not have to go to the movie to play quizzo (although Superman on IMAX sounds kind of kool.) The quizzo will be about Superheroes, running the gamut from comics to cartoons to movies to sports players nicknames. And yes, they will be serving alcohol! QuizzoMan would have written his own press release, but he’s too busy fighting crime and poorly worded trivia questions.
Hellcat Female Oil Wrestling
In life, there always seems to be a small wrinkle that make our fantasies not quite as exciting when they reach reality. Such was the case this past weekend, as I was lucky enough to see a hot lesbian oil wrestle on an inner tube…yet unlucky enough to see her oil wrestling my sister. In other words, my brother-in-law’s fantasy came entirely true, while mine came in at about 50%. I mean, my sister is cute and all, but I really didn’t need to see her oil wrestling. In case you were wondering, the fight was pretty intense, and there was a lot of controversy surrounding who won.
Check back this afternoon
Hey peeps, I got Spanish class, but I’ll be back this afternoon with some more info on friday night’s event, which wil be hosted by QuizzoMan. And I’ll have mroe details on lesbian oil wrestling, though I only got one photo. So check back then. In the meantime, read these H. Ross Perot quotes I posted last year on his birthday (he turned 76 yesterday).