Just working on some archival stuff and came across this dandy of a photo. Hadn’t thought about that Satanic rock concert for a while. I need to see another one. Maybe an adventure for me and Ginger could be Satan rock.
Author: Johnny Goodtimes
Sofa Kingdom Wins at Bards
Jams Win at Vous
Narcotyzing Dysfunktion Wins at Bards
Same Name as Last Week Wins at O’Neals
Pics of last weeks winners
Howdy, youngsters! Just got back from a weekend in North Carolina, so I’m gonna post pics of last week’s winners and questions about the Tar Heel state underneath. One guess per person.
Right Now on iSportacus
Worst sports tattoos ever. This is a good one.
Shaquille O’Neal hates Kobe. He hates Stan van Gundy. He hates Dwight Howard. This NBA Finals is Shaq’s nightmare scenario.
A spelling bee two-fer! Numb nuts and the speller that sounds like a Philly coach.
Me ripping soccer did not go over well in the comments section.
Today’s Quiz: Bobs
Today’s quiz is on Bobs. I got 29/34. Should have gotten two more. Let me know how you do in the comments.
Your Arthur Kade Thought For the Weekend

Arthur says: At that moment, I realized that I am a savior, a god to people who sit at their desk the whole day, hate their lives, and want to probably jump off a roof because they are so miserable. I am the modern day “Acting Moses”, the person who was given the drive, looks, and talent to lead my followers to the promise land, and make the impossible, possible.
I hope all of my fellow Arthur Kadets are able to visit the “promised land” this weekend. I bet it looks a lot like Arthur’s basement.
Scoreboard, Brought to You by the Biltmore Estate
O’NEALS
- Same Name as Last Week 106
- Truth Wind and Fire 99
- Why is John’s Rum Gone? 83
- Stabby McGee 69
- Topless Carwash 56
BARDS
- Narcotyzing Dysfunktion 113
- The Sofa Kingdom 108
- L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 101
- Death Star Attack Run 73
- Groomsmen or Pallbearers? 71
LOCUST RENDEZVOUS
- The Jams 105
- The Champs 103
- Quiz on Your Face 102
- 1022 97
- Who Uses a Payphone Anymore? 84
BLACK SHEEP
- Sotomayor Momma 105
- Satan’s Minions 96
- Duane’s World 96
- Unusual Suspects 84
- 5.5 on the Kade Scale 73
UGLY AMERICAN
- Joker’s Wilder 111
- Eschaton 102
- Amber Alert 96
- Two Fags and 2 Hags 79
BARDS
- Sofa Kingdom 94
- Hurtin Bombs 92
- I Don’t Make Monkeys, I Just Train ‘Em 88
- Mike Piazza Freebases Parmesan 71
- Our Score=Our Employment Status 66





