Author: Johnny Goodtimes

Quizzo Tonight (and other stuff)

jgtlogoFirst of all, if you want to play some of your tunes at quizzo tonight, just give me a little heads up and then bring your ipod. Our good friend Conor (who might have made out with Tina Fey in the 7th grade) rocked the jams at the Bards last night, and a fine time was had by all. As for quizzo tonight, we kick it off at the Rendezvous at 6:15. That and the Ugly American are currently your two best places to find a seat for you and your team. Just sayin’. On to the Black Sheep at 8 p.m., which has been rocking the last few weeks. Finally, get your picks in for the iSportacus U.S. Open Four Ball Competition. You can win a hearty gift certificate for picking the best foursome. I don’t know jack about golf, but I entered anyway. So should you. See ya tonight!

New iPhone App Not Good for Quizzo Cheaters

iphoneInteresting article in Fast Company yesterday about iPhone’s new search engine WolframAlpha, and how it comes up short when trying to cheat at quizzo with it. If you wanna cheat, the article concludes, stick with google. 

And the final cheat scores: Google 9/10, WolframAlpha 5/10. Predictably, unless you’re taking part in a science quiz, Google is your cheating search engine of choice. It’s also easier to whisper to your pub quiz team-mates, when you’re a couple of pints into the evening and have a mouthful of chips.

Scoreboard, Brought to You by the Clermont Lounge

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O’NEALS

  1. Emesis Nemesis 102
  2. Same Name as Last Week 99
  3. Why is John’s Rum Gone 90
  4. Dorksided 83
  5. 3 Wolf Moon T Got me Laid 82     

BARDS

  1. Spock’s Cock: It’s Vulcan Huge 98
  2. Bend Over and I’ll Show You 92
  3. Deacon Blues 91
  4. Sofa Kingdom 89
  5. Pink Pants 84

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. 1022 94
  2. The Jams* 80
  3. Exhume to Consume 77
  4. Quiz on Your Face 73
  5. Barstool Racers 69

BLACK SHEEP

  1. The S***ty Beatles 92
  2. Mixed Nuts 89
  3. Duane’s World 86
  4. Satan’s Minions 85
  5. Unusual Suspects 80

UGLY AMERICAN

  1. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 113
  2. No Talent Ass Clowns 101
  3. Kathleen Turner Overdrive 89
  4. Fire Glen Miller 84
  5. Mr. and Mrs. DiPasquale 75

BARDS

  1. The Curious Taste of Benjamin’s Butt 95
  2. Kobe is Not a Rapist 81
  3. Please Speak Clearly 81
  4. I’d Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me… 77
  5. FC Dune Buggy II 62

 

*aka Hanging Body was Kung Fu Dying. Loss ends 5 game winning streak, and 1022 claims the bounty.