Hey

Still plugging away at this mystery that ginger and I embarked on a few days ago. I think it’s going to be a good one. It’s about a creepy old tunnel. Just lots of video and info to go through. As for tonight, here’s the line-up:

  • Locust Rendezvous 6:15 p.m.
  • Black Sheep 8 p.m.

Hope to see you tonight!

Everything’s Coming Up Tonya! (This is a Must Read)

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With today being Tonya Hardings 38th birthday (Happy Birthday T-Money!), I decided I would check out her personal website, and on it I found perhaps the most amazing thing I have ever seen. There was a section called “Fantasy” which I clicked on out of curiosity. It was even more amazing than it sounded. Apparently, Tonya had some sort of contest in 2000 to see who could come up with the best fictional sex story using her as a main character. I am not kidding. Now usually, if you are a semi famous figure and some stranger sends you a fantasy story in which they fantasize about having violent sex with you, you probably call the police, right? Not our Tonya! She declared that the psycho who wrote that story the winner of her contest. She is such a rebel! There were others that were equally unbelievable. This next piece (From Fankie) comes from a story about a guy who robbed a bank and took Tonya as a hostage: We jumped in, Tonya driving and together we tore through town, passed Carl’s Gas Station, then down a long country road with tons of money, Tonya’s t*ts bouncing‚ and the sound of a siren wailing somewhere in the distance. We took a corner hard and a hubcap spun loose, disappeared off into a ditch on my right. I’d had a lot of breaks in my life, none good. And now I had resorted to bank robbery. What a life. Maybe not perfect but then again‚ Tonya had joined me, good or bad. Perhaps my luck would change. Oh yeah, Fankie. Your luck was about to change, alright. Here’s another one, from Sam:

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Pics of last weeks winners

Alright, finally gonna get photos up of last weeks winners. Got some really cool adventure stuff done yesterday. Still got quite a bit of editing to do. This is going to be a bit more intense than the hole in the basement. Anyways, underneath the picture will be a question about Washington, our 42nd state, admitted to the Union on this date in 1889.

Scoreboard, Brought to you By the President Elect

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O’NEALS

  1. Whimsey McCloud 105
  2. Perfidious Knaves 91
  3. Old Rum 81
  4. Joshi 64

BARDS

  1. Western Omelette 104
  2. Partisan Hacks 81
  3. I Want Johnny Goodtimes to Nail Me 74
  4. Functioning Alcoholics 52
  5. War on String Unwinnable, Says Cat General 51

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. Theo Huxtable 113
  2. Grover Cleveland 108
  3. The Jams 106
  4. Trust Us We Know 92
  5. 1022 82

BLACK SHEEP

  1. Sarah B’s Wasilla Warriors 113
  2. Duane’s World 110
  3. World Ph***ing Quizzo Champions 99
  4. Electoral Knowledge 85
  5. I Can See Russia From My House 84

GOOD DOG

  1. Fort Awesome 94
  2. Forgetting Sarah Palin 91
  3. Zorro Ps in Zs 90
  4. Touched by Wong 89
  5. Don’t Blame Me, I Voted for Wong 87

BARDS

  1. Single People Eat Crackers 104
  2. Sofa Kingdom 100
  3. Happy Wrong Number By the Sea 97
  4. Aruba Kitty 97
  5. Hurtin Bombs 96