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O’NEALS

1. Whimsey McCloud 105
2. Perfidious Knaves 91
3. Old Rum 81
4. Joshi 64

BARDS

1. Western Omelette 104
2. Partisan Hacks 81
3. I Want Johnny Goodtimes to Nail Me 74
4. Functioning Alcoholics 52
5. War on String Unwinnable, Says Cat General 51

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. Theo Huxtable 113
2. Grover Cleveland 108
3. The Jams 106
4. Trust Us We Know 92
5. 1022 82

BLACK SHEEP

1. Sarah B’s Wasilla Warriors 113
2. Duane’s World 110
3. World Ph***ing Quizzo Champions 99
4. Electoral Knowledge 85
5. I Can See Russia From My House 84

GOOD DOG

1. Fort Awesome 94
2. Forgetting Sarah Palin 91
3. Zorro Ps in Zs 90
4. Touched by Wong 89
5. Don’t Blame Me, I Voted for Wong 87

BARDS

1. Single People Eat Crackers 104
2. Sofa Kingdom 100
3. Happy Wrong Number By the Sea 97
4. Aruba Kitty 97
5. Hurtin Bombs 96