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O’NEALS

1. Why’s John’s Rum Gone? 100
2. Same Name as last Week 94
3. Tooth Wind and Fire 89
4. Annie Isn’t OK 88
5. Flavor Babies 88

BARDS

1. NaCl 107
2. Seeds of Success 86
3. Inappropriate Steve McNair Team Name 74
4. Lazy Bums 73
5. Beer is Our Anti-Drug 53

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

1. The Jams 108
2. Magnus Ver Magnusson 92
3. Welcome to My Puja 92
4. A Hearse named Desire 90
5. Beet the Meatles 87

BLACK SHEEP

1. Duane’s World 112
2. Catdog 93
3. 5.5 on the Kade Scale 83
4. The Unusual Suspects 81
5. HJs are so 3rd Grade 78

UGLY AMERICAN

1. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 100
2. Lambda 90
3. Duane’s World 86
4. No Talent Ass Clowns 85
5. Angry Pirates 83

BARDS

1. Axis of Evil Knieval 98
2. Hurtin Bombs 97
3. Earth McNair 90
4. Only Oxiclean Could Sterilize Your Whore Sister 67
5. Stop! SEPTA Hammer Time 65