First of all, a happy 105th birthday to one of the most stylish men to ever live, Lawrence Welk. Why are there no shows like this on today? Secondly, a happy birthday to Dock Ellis, the only pitcher to ever throw a no-hitter while high on LSD. From classy to trashy, today is the 52nd birthday of Joey Buttafucco. In case you’re wondering, he’s doing fine and the Long Island Lolita recently released a sex tape. Fisher said in a recent interview that she feels no sympathy for the woman she shot in the face. The interview contains one of the most amazing lines I have ever read: “I feel no sympathy for Mary Jo the multimillionaire! The fact that Mary Jo has a bullet in her head means nothing! I still have silicone in my boobs, and you don’t hear me complaining. She can’t feel her bullet, and I can’t feel my silicone.”
