A UPenn dental student was held captive for 12 hours begning Sunday night in West Philly, as the criminals ransacked his house. But, as D-Mac points out, this wasn’t the interesting part of the story: The student stood by helplessly as the thieves tore through his apartment and was stunned to see them stop to watch reruns of “American Gladiator” and old movies on his TV, Walker said. Now, it would have been one thing if they had watched the new American Gladiators. But these guys stopped, mid-crime, to see how Nitro and Zap fared in the Atlasphere in 1991. Maybe they’re just big Larry Csonka fans.