Just when you think you can’t read anything weirder, when you think this city has blown your mind to the point where even the strange seems normal, you come across this in Dan Gross’s column. The first part is a pretty normal thing to read in Dan-o’s column. The second part changes everything:
Phillies slugger Jimmy Rollins celebrated his hitting streak the other night at 32? (16 S. 2nd) with teammates Kenny Lofton, Ryan Howard and Shane Victorino. 32’s Ira Zipper gave Rollins a bottle of Moet champagne as a gift.
The next night,Beth Twitty, mother of Natalee Holloway, the Alabama teen missing in Aruba, was in the club with local dairy mogul Joe Mammana.
Whaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!?????? Let me get this straight. Natalee Holloway’s mom is not only in Philly, but she’s hanging out with a “local dairy mogul” at 32 Degrees? And furthermore, there’s such a thing as a “dairy mogul”? This is one of the most insane things I’ve ever read.