Final Scores for Quizzo Bowl XIII

There’s still video, photos, and a recap to come this coming week, but today I just wanna congratulate He’ll Have the Meatloaf on winning their first ever Quizzo Bowl! Alright, there you have it, now I’m off to drink a Bloody Mary. Here are all of the final scores:

1. He’ll Have the Meatloaf 148
2. On Her Majesty’s Secret Cervix 147
3. Lambda, Lambda, Lambda 144
4. There’s No “I” in CGA 140
5. Sofa Kingdom 137
6. Tempura House (A Shelter for Lightly Battered Women) 135
7. Motor City In the Lead 134
8. Brexit, Pursued by a Bear 134
9. #1 Team Government Competitor 134
10. Synchronized Trampoline 132
11. Johnny Goodtimes Facebook Status: It’s Complicated 132
12. Jacobite for Destruction 132
13. Duane’s World 129
14. Rooty-Tooty, Punch and Judy 126
15. Quarrymen in Tights 125
16. But My Mom Says I’m Cool 120
17. The Cracked Pact 119
18. Jawn of the Dead 118
19. Wendy’s Wonders 115
20. Satan’s Minions 114
21. Brexit Pursued by a Bear (no comma) 114
22. That Furry Team Gives Us All the Erections 107
23. Dr. Teeth & the Electric Mayhem 106
24. Jerk and a Squirt 105
25. Our Answers Aren’t Wrong, They’re Just Alternative Facts 101
26. The Fifth Estate 100
27. Zombie Arthur Lives 99
28. The Specific Jawns 99
29. The Queen’s Corgis 99
30. Vortex 98
31. Imaginary Pablo & the Goat 98
32. Grab ’em By the Cockfosters 98
33. Oedipus and the Motherfuckers 96
34. Quizzo-bowl-eyns 94
35. Grab ’em By the Quizzo 77
36. Sofa King Terrible 75