Who’s ready for some overrated fun? Well then read a little Philebrity, grab a Krimpet, hop on a bike, and head on over to quizzo tonight! We’re going to be dealing with two of the most overrated topics of all time: science and humanities. If I hear one more word about diffusion I’m going to scream! Enough already!
Action starts at Ugly American at 8 p.m. Dollar corn dogs. Yeah, that’s right. $1. Now I know what you’re thinking: “Corn dogs? You mean the most overrated form of hot dog ever?” That’s exactly what I mean. Dirt cheap Lagers too, unless you want to take recommendations from Foobooz and find out where you can find black lizardfish carpaccio with your $8 glass of Trappist Ale brewed with the sweat of Belgian elves. In which case we can’t help you.
On to the Bards at 10:15 p.m. “But Irish bars are so gauche,” you say, adjusting your ascot. “Besides, 10:15 p.m. is way past me and Lady Jezebel’s bedtime!” You have a toy poodle named Lady Jezebel. Because you’re an a$$hole.
Lager special at Bards. Oh, and of course it’s French Fry Thursday. Now, I know some of you only eat French Fries that come from organic, hydroponic potatoes. Well, to accommodate you, we’re going to kick your ass if you come to quizzo tonight. Just a little heads up.
UPDATE: Also, Koob and Kristy are hosting a Monty Python quiz tonight at Drinker’s Old City. Action starts at 8 p.m.