Here’s last week’s 50-50 round: Who said it, Charlie Sheen or Gary Busey?
- There has got to be more to life than being a really, really, ridiculously good actor.
- Sober stands for, “Son of a bitch, everything’s real.”
- It’s been a tsunami. And I’ve been riding it on my mercury surfboard.
- Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
- Fear is the darkroom where Satan develops his negatives.
- Drinking your own blood is the paradigm of recycling.
- I’m tired of trying to pretend I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin rock star from Mars.
- Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber.
- The ocean is your imagination. The ocean is your emotion. The sail on the boat is the golden rule. The wind that sends your boat into the sunset, that wind is your spirit. You have an anchor you don’t know you have. It’s an invisible anchor.
- You borrow my brain for 5 seconds and just be like, “Dude, can’t handle it! Unplug this bastard! It fires in a way that is perhaps not from this terrestrial realm.”
Answers are below.
1. There has got to be more to life than being a really, really, ridiculously good actor.
Gary Busey
2. SOBER stands for, “Son of a bitch, everything’s real.”
Gary Busey
3. It’s been a tsunami. And I’ve been riding it on my mercury surfboard.
Charlie Sheen
4. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
Charlie Sheen
5. Fear is the darkroom where Satan develops his negatives.
Gary Busey
6. Drinking your own blood is the paradigm of recycling.
Gary Busey
7. I’m tired of trying to pretend I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin rock star from Mars.
Charlie Sheen
8. Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber.
Charlie Sheen
9. The ocean is your imagination. The ocean is your emotion. The sail on the boat is the golden rule. The wind that sends your boat into the sunset, that wind is your spirit. You have an anchor you don’t know you have. It’s an invisible anchor.
Gary Busey
10. You borrow my brain for 5 seconds and just be like, “Dude, can’t handle it! Unplug this bastard! It fires in a way that is perhaps not from this terrestrial realm.”
Charlie Sheen