Ten of the Greatest Rap Songs You’ve Never Heard

das efx baknaffexI know the majority of the quizzo crowd isn’t crazy about rap, so I could list just about any ten songs and many of you probably haven’t heard them. But here are ten that I really think showcase the true spirit of hip-hop, not the flashy pop music that hip hop has become as it has moved to the mainstream. I think that even people who don’t like hip hop will appreciate the poetry and feeling heard in these songs. These aren’t songs to listen to if you’re trying to dance at the club. These are songs to listen to if you enjoy urban poetry. Give ’em a try, and see what you think. If you like ’em, click “Like” below.

  1. Ed OG Featuring Masta Ace-“Wishing” Masta Ace is the most underrated rapper in hip hop history. Period. The black Eminem. Similar flow, similar voice, and complete mastery of the English language. Here’s a song done a few years ago (when Bush was president) that takes Martin Luther King’s speech and updates it. Ed OG isn’t as strong of a rapper, but still delivers some nice lines in this one.
  2. Scarface-“My Block” Best known from his days in the Geto Boys, Scarface has since had a moderately succesful solo career. Pretty much the only rapper other than the guys in Outkast that I like that’s from the Dirty South. Here’s a great homage to where he came from.
  3. RZA-“Grits”. A heartbreaking but nostalgic look back on a childhood in the ghetto. Everybody knows RZA, but not a lot of people know this one.
  4. RA the Rugged Man-“On the Block”. A great look back on the Golden Era of hip hop from the Soundbombing album. One of the great underground rappers of today. Like most great rappers today (Jay-Z, Nas, Common) in his 30s. When these guys quit rapping, it’s all over.
  5. Das Efx-“Changes” Most people remember these guys as the “They Want EFX” guys. To me, they were much more than that. The best group in hip-hop when it was at it’s absolute apex. Lyrical geniuses, their dexterity with the English language was awe inspiring. This is a more recent song with a great Queen sample that I think you might dig about the changes in hip-hop over the years.
  6. Brand Nubian-“Slow Down”. Speaking of great samples…A masterful use of Edie Brickell’s “What I Am”. Whereas rappers today are encouraging women to behave like whores, back in the day Brand Nubian encouraged them to “slow down”. And Grand Puba had one of the illest flows of all time. I loved his solo stuff too.
  7. Big Daddy Kane-“Who Am I?”. If you only listen to one song on this list, listen to this one. I can’t overemphasize how much I love Big Daddy Kane. Great beats, great flow, and great lyrics. Here he talks about the trappings of fame, and how he was chasing fame at the expense of his soul. Also includes a verse from Malcolm X’s daughter. God damn, hip-hop used to be so awesome.
  8. Public Enemy-“Harder Than You Think” Yeah, everybody has heard “Fight the Power” and “Bring the Noise”. But their more recent stuff has been great as well. That Public Enemy at the Troc I saw a couple of months ago was one of my favorite concerts of all time.
  9. Sticky Fingaz-“Why?” Most people know Sticky Fingaz for his role in the group Onyx. But in 2000 he released a brilliant concept album, Blacktrash: The Autobiography of Kirk Jones. In this song, he manipulates his friend who is trying to make a better life for himself to be his accomplice in a jewelry store heist. Later in the album, there’s a song about the court proceedings following a murder in the jewelry store heist called “The State vs. Kirk Jones”, in which various rappers take different roles in the courtroom proceedings, including Redman as the Defense Lawyer. (Ok, so that makes 11, but you have to listen to these back to back to appreciate what Sticy was doing with this album.)
  10. K-Solo-“Fugitive”. A wonderful song that reminds us why so many black teenagers are disillusioned with the police and the justice system. And now you’ve got people hailing Lil Wayne a genius for songs like “Mrs. Officer”. Please. Hip hop is dead. But when it was alive, it was beautiful.

The Game of Snap-Dragon

raisinsI have a book called 255 Party Games to Play that was written in 1934. A very fun book of old parlour games. One that has particularly caught my interest is one called Snap-Dragon. Has anyone ever heard of this? Here is the description:

Snap Dragon is at least a century old-it was played way back in Merrie England, yet it has zip enough in it to satisfy the most hilarious of our much touted “younger set”.

Essentially a Halloween game, it can be used for any kind of a party. You need only a large pan, some alcohol, and a package of raisins. Pour the alcohol in the pan and light it with a match. Then throw the raisins into the burning liquid-and let the adventurous ones snatch out raisins as best they can.

That’s right folks, a book that encourages young children to stick their hands into fire. Man, I bet the 1930s were awesome. Ok, so it gets better. According to wikipedia, there was a snap-dragon song!

Here he comes with flaming bowl,
Don’t he mean to take his toll,
Snip! Snap! Dragon!
Take care you don’t take too much,
Be not greedy in your clutch,
Snip! Snap! Dragon!
With his blue and lapping tongue
Many of you will be stung,
Snip! Snap! Dragon!
For he snaps at all that comes
Snatching at his feast of plums,
Snip! Snap! Dragon!
But Old Christmas makes him come,
Though he looks so fee! fa! fum!
Snip! Snap! Dragon!
Don’t ‘ee fear him but be bold —
Out he goes his flames are cold,
Snip! Snap! Dragon!

Let’s Rock n Roll Tonight

pong The Locust Rendezvous is where we kick it off tonight. Great specials this week. $3 Leinenkugel Wheat Beer, $2 Lionshead bottles, and $2 Soco and Lime shots. Action starts at 6:15 p.m. On to Black Sheep at 8 p.m. Been an interesting month at Black Sheep, with two perfect scores. Is you team the next one to be immortalized with a perfect game?

Our wild card round will combine knowledge of a recent film with knowledge of 18th century Europe. Should be interesting. And yes, I am still accepting Halloween photos as bonus points on the facebook page. If your team wants to play in the funnest quizzo event of the winter, I highly suggest you take these bonus points where you can get ’em.

And mark your calendars: the week of November 15th is the one to bring along the new exchange student. It will be International Week. All questions will be about foreign lands, foreign people, and foreign objects.

Vote for Johnny Goodtimes on Big Money Tuesday!

raining-moneyThere is only one quizmaster in this town worth voting for, and that’s the one offering not only the best questions in town but the best prizes. We start at O’Neals, where margaritas are $3.50, the first place prize is a $50 gift certificate, and the competition is wide slam open. Anybody could come away with a win at O’Neals tonight, as we have a new winner there literally every week.

On to the City Tap House at 10:15 p.m. Two weeks, two different winners. Expect a new winner this week, as the questions tonight are going to be quite interesting. And the prize there is insane. A free two hour Happy Hour for you and ten friends! Off the chain, folks. Spread the word to your peeps in West Philly. Also, $3 Sly Foxes and $10 buys you a personal pizza and a can of beer. A tough deal to beat.

Also, we’re taking the physical challenge to a whole new level tonight. The scoreboard is getting tense, and so now so will the bonus points. Hope to see you tonight!

Question of the Week

stempelzOn November 2, 1959, Charles Van Doren admitted to a Congressional committee that he had been given the answers in advance on the game show Twenty One. Who was his opponent (above) who threw the game, later regretted it, and blew the whistle on the rampant cheating that was going on in TV game shows?

Autumn Invitational Scoreboard with Two Weeks to Go

autumninviteHere’s the JGTAI Scoreboard after 6 weeks. The top 3 teams looked to be pretty locked in, but after that it’s wide open. Keep in mind, teams in blue will be eligible for the $100 bonus drawing. Teams in yellow or blue would be guaranteed slots if the season ended today. Teams in green are on the bubble. They could get in if a couple of teams ahead of them drop out or if there is an extra table or two. Which means that teams in the green would be well served to try to score a few points in the next two weeks. There is an extremely easy opportunity to earn points right now. Just post a pic of you in your Halloween outfit. Up to three members can post a photo for a point each and the best outfit will earn their team another 3 points. With 9 teams within 3 points of that last slot either way, 3 points could wind up being huge. Remember, winner walks with $300, and everybody gets to enjoy the sweet soulful sounds of Anthony Riley. The Summer Invitational was a ton of fun, and I don’t expect this to be any different.