Big prizes and legalized cheating at both the Bards and O’Neals highlight the opening of Week 2 at the JGT Autumn Invitational. Legalized cheating? That’s right, I’m going to let teams use their cell phones for one minute at the conclusion of one of tonight’s rounds. IF the city can legalize gambling, then I can legalize cheating. We’re going to turn this city into a damn Sodom and Gomorrah in no time. I will also give away some JGTAI Tourney points via cheating. One week only, folks, I am encouraging you to bring your iphones. That being said, my punishment for those who use their phones at unsanctioned times will be dealt with in a way that will be both swift and severe. It would be like running a roulette wheel now that the casino is open. Me and the city will not stand for this type of behavior!
Action starts at O’Neals at 8 p.m., where margaritas are $3.50, the prize for the winner is an impressive $50 GC, and where there is no clear cut favorite (i.e. a great place to get on the scoreboard). On to the Bards at 10:15 p.m., where there is certainly a clear cut favorite (Steak Em Up) but you can earn 3 bonus points (and the $40 prize) if you knock them off. Oh, and I’ve got tickets to Ring of Honor Wrestling to give away at quizzo tonight. I’ve been to these matches before and they are a lot of fun. (One of the wrestling managers on Friday’s card has the amazing name of Truth Martini.)
Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.
What pro wrestler used to say this?
The suspense is killing me! Oh, ok. It’s Ken Patera.