Yes folks, there is only quiz tonight, at the Ugly American at 8 p.m. Bards has some sort of Penn function. (Insert “Penn function” joke here.) However, I will write a new quiz, because, hell, I don’t have much else to do. So French Fry Thursday will march on at the Ugly American. And there are rumors that L. Ron Hubbard can’t make it, so that makes the field side slam open. This is your chance to make the power rankings! Make it happen!