Why Confederate History Month is Wrong

mcdonnellA few days ago, Virginia’s recently elected Governor Bob McDonnell decided to renew something that was begun in Virginia under George Allen in the 1990s: a month to honor the Confederacy. To make matters worse, he made no mention of slavery in the proclamation that ushered in April as Confederate History Month. But what had me seeing red was his subsequent defense of leaving slavery out of the initial proclamation: “there were any number of aspects to that conflict between the states. Obviously, it involved slavery. It involved other issues. But I focused on the ones I thought were most significant for Virginia.“

There are few things that get under my skin worse than bullshit revisionist Civil War history. I am no expert on the Civil War, but I know enough to know that it was fought for one primary reason: because the South wanted to expand slavery into the West, and the North wanted it to die a natural death, and knew that it would not do so if it expanded. The South wanted the citizens of the new states to determine if they were to be slave states, and the Federal government wanted to say that they did not have that choice. Therefore it was on some level a state’s rights issue: but by far the most important right the South wanted the states to have was the right to buy and sell human slaves. The “state’s rights” cause was a means to an end, not the issue itself. To say that slavery wasn’t one of the “most significant issues” to Confederates in Virginia is simply not true. It was THE issue, and anyone saying otherwise is either lying, ignorant, or racist. Slavery was the root cause of the Civil War. Period. There is nothing I have ever read or heard (and keep in mind, I grew up in Virginia, so I’ve heard plenty of the “State’s rights” and “self-government” theories) that has led me to even have one shred of doubt as to this fact.

I admire many things about Robert E. Lee, and I have no problem with honoring the Civil War dead. I myself lost Confederate ancestors in the War. I appreciate the fact that the memory of the war is kept alive. It is important for any country to remember what once tore it apart. But to try to rewrite history, to deny that slavery was not only one of the issues, but the overriding issue that caused the South to form a Confederacy and for the Civil War to occur, is akin to denying the Holocaust or claiming that 9/11 was an inside job. You can line up the facts however you want to to make your point, but at the end of the day, you are on the wrong side of the facts.

When the governor of a state says that slavery was not “a significant issue” in the Civil War, it is beyond wrong. It is dangerous. It encourages his constituents to accept something that is false as the truth, and encourages them to belittle the evils of the institution of slavery, and to not claim the responsibility of their ancestors. Slavery was accepted by almost all of the civilized world as being an evil practice in 1860, and therefore while we those of us in the South can still love and appreciate our ancestors, we must also acknowledge the mistake they made in fighting for an unjust cause.

Though the whole episode is a disgrace and has certainly caused me embarrassment as a native of Virginia, McDonnell’s apology and addition to the proclamation are impressive enough to make me forgive him, though I certainly won’t forget why it came to this.

“The proclamation issued by this Office designating April as Confederate History Month contained a major omission. The failure to include any reference to slavery was a mistake, and for that I apologize to any fellow Virginian who has been offended or disappointed. The abomination of slavery divided our nation, deprived people of their God-given inalienable rights, and led to the Civil War. Slavery was an evil, vicious and inhumane practice which degraded human beings to property, and it has left a stain on the soul of this state and nation.”

Slavery led to the Civil War. The Confederacy fought for it, not only so that they could own slaves, but so that people in other states and in future generations could suppress the freedom of an entire race of people as well. The Confederacy should certainly be duly noted, but neither celebrated nor applauded. As Frederick Douglass said in 1878, “There was a right side and a wrong side in the late war, which no sentiment ought to cause us to forget.”

I grew up in the South. My ancestors have lived in Virginia since the 1600s. I am extremely proud of my Southern heritage and of my Virginian heritage. I am not proud of my Confederate heritage. I think it is important for forward thinking people in the South to acknowledge and people in the North to understand: though they have been often claimed by fringe groups as being one and the same, Southern heritage and Confederate heritage are two remarkably different things. One is the result of hundreds of years of wonderful culture, delicious food, pride in much of our shared history, and generation after generation of people who are taught manners, kindness, and respect for their fellow man. The other lasted four and was born of an unjust cause. There are some in the South who are proud of both. I am not one of those people, and I think it is reprehensible and embarrassing that Virginia’s governor is.

Phila Guerilla Comedy Show Tomorrow Night


There will be a late-night PhilaGuerilla comedy show tomorrow night at an undisclosed location. To find out when, where, how, and who, follow @philaguerilla on twitter. Last week’s show was a lot of fun, and this one will be too. (Video above NSFW.)
UPDATE: You can also join this ULTRA-EXCLUSIVE club on facebook. Tell no-one that you are in PhilaGuerilla, however! I am serious. We are talking ULTRA-EXCLUSIVE here!

Quizzo Tonight

After a brutal quiz last week, I took my foot off the clutch a tad this week, and I don’t think the quiz is quite as hard. Not easy, mind you, but not brutally hard. Action starts at Locust Rendezvous at 6:15 p.m. and then moves to Black Sheep at 8 p.m. Also, coming tomorrow, I’m hoping to do a write up about my native state re-invoking Confederacy History Month. If you’re ready to see me at my self righteous worst  best, check back tomorrow. I am so pissed off right now I can hardly see straight.

Question of the Week

obamaSince Taft became the first President to throw out the ceremonial first pitch in 1910, every President but one has thrown out a  first pitch at some point in their Presidency. Which President said he was too busy to throw out a single first pitch? (Hint: This one is a fun question but hard to find to answer. You’ll find it on wiki.)

Let’s Go Phils!

Roy1Alright gang, I’m off to DC to watch the doctor operate in the Phils opening game. Sweeeet!!! I am extremely excited. If you want to see how the trip is going, feel free to follow @isportacus on twitter. Speaking of sports, wow, how about this McNabb deal? See what my thoughts are and leave your own two cents on isportacus. 

Also, remember that Mike Minion will be hosting his quizzo tonight. First at Ugly American at 8 p.m., then at The Westbury at 10:30 p.m. I think Mike does a very good job with the questions, and of course the basketball game will be on at both bars. 

The first PhilaGuerilla comedy show, which went down in my back yard on Friday night, was a lot of fun and a major success. We’ll have some video in the coming days. To find out when the next Guerilla Comedy show in Philly will be, follow @philaguerilla. Go Phils!

The Mystery Round

andrew_jacksonExtremely tough Mystery Round on Thursday. Only 3 teams figured out what all of the answers to these questions had in common. See if you can. The topic is ENTERTAINMENT. Click “More” to see the answers. 

  1. This is the second largest city in Italy.
  2. It’s a slang term for a toilet or a low level drug dealer, heard regularly on The Wire.
  3. This  was Andrew Jacksons nickname.
  4. This drama, produced by David E. Kelly, aired on CBS from 1992 to 1996, and took place in a town called Rome, Wisconsin.
  5. One of the first real tricks most people learn on a skateboard, you hit the tail end of your board against the ground, causing the whole board to pop up with your feet still on it.
  6. This group, descended from Vikings, ran northern France, much of England, and parts of Italy from the 10th century to the early 13th century. 
  7. This female comedian was the show of the show Grace Under Fire.
  8. You’ll find this town, known as Derry Church until 1906, 14 miles east of Harrisburg.
  9. This former WWE interviewer and announcer wasn’t really mean at all.
  10. What is the Mystery Round about?

Continue reading “The Mystery Round”

Goodtimes Leaving Quizzo to Host Late Night Show on WIP

610wipWell, folks, we’re going full circle. I started hosting quizzo as a way to try to break into radio, and after several years, I’m finally getting that chance. After nagging them weekly for years, I think the head honchos at WIP finally gave me a latenight (2-6 a.m.) slot just to make me go away. Squeaky hinge gets the grease, I suppose. I will be also writing on the WIP website, and the crazy hours make doing radio, writing, and hosting quizzo all but impossible. Sadly, quizzo is the one that’s got to go. I’m sure I’ll have a more emotional goodbye in a couple of weeks, when I host my last quiz, but for now I just wanted to share the news.

I will still be hosting a Quizzo Bowl annually, so nothing will change there, and though it’s not yet finalized, it looks like Mike Minion will be taking over several of my quizzes. This is not an immediate departure. I will host two more weeks of quizzo before I step down, and the radio show will not debut until April 15th. I hope some of you will burn the midnight lamp with me from 2-6 a.m. More details on the radio show will be forthcoming. To read Dan Gross’s write up on this news, click here.