APRIL
JGT leaves Phillies game with Phils losing 10-3; team comes back to win 11-10.
I head to Puerto Rico for a week vacation and meet a couple from Philly who moved to the middle of nowhere.
MAY
JGT looks fat when he gets interviewed by former Miss Pennsylvania.
First ever quiz at Ugly American won by L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics.
JUNE
JGT writes his final column for the Metro. Fittingly, it is about a sketchy strip club in Atlanta.