It’s about that time. Time for the Chip Chantry Attack on Christmas, and it’s going down at the Khyber at 8 p.m. tonight. Let me start by saying that the rumors you’ve heard about Chip and I rapping tonight are completely unfounded. So disregard those. (However, those rumors you’ve heard about Chip and the elves are entirely true.) Anyways, a lot of comedy goodness tonight, as numerous local comedy troupes and comedians will be giving their own two cents on the holiday season. Steve O is gonna be playing Chirstmas Carols between acts. And there just might be a return of the beloved but rarely seen Wheel of Terrific: Holiday edition. This is a show you do not want to miss. Tonight. Khyber. 8 p.m. Hope to see ya tonight!
Sadly, I am not going to make it.
Grinch.