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O’NEALS

  1. Emesis Nemesis 102
  2. Same Name as Last Week 99
  3. Why is John’s Rum Gone 90
  4. Dorksided 83
  5. 3 Wolf Moon T Got me Laid 82     

BARDS

  1. Spock’s Cock: It’s Vulcan Huge 98
  2. Bend Over and I’ll Show You 92
  3. Deacon Blues 91
  4. Sofa Kingdom 89
  5. Pink Pants 84

LOCUST RENDEZVOUS

  1. 1022 94
  2. The Jams* 80
  3. Exhume to Consume 77
  4. Quiz on Your Face 73
  5. Barstool Racers 69

BLACK SHEEP

  1. The S***ty Beatles 92
  2. Mixed Nuts 89
  3. Duane’s World 86
  4. Satan’s Minions 85
  5. Unusual Suspects 80

UGLY AMERICAN

  1. L. Ron Hubbard’s Diabetics 113
  2. No Talent Ass Clowns 101
  3. Kathleen Turner Overdrive 89
  4. Fire Glen Miller 84
  5. Mr. and Mrs. DiPasquale 75

BARDS

  1. The Curious Taste of Benjamin’s Butt 95
  2. Kobe is Not a Rapist 81
  3. Please Speak Clearly 81
  4. I’d Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me… 77
  5. FC Dune Buggy II 62

 

*aka Hanging Body was Kung Fu Dying. Loss ends 5 game winning streak, and 1022 claims the bounty.

Kinky Quizzo Host Opening

kinkyAny lady looking for an advanced career in the burgeoning quizzo market is advised to apply for the Kinky Quizmaster post at Valanni. I have to admit, I’ve never played Kinky Quizzo (at the risk of sounding supercilious*, I try to keep terms like Cleveland Steamer and Roman Helmet out of my conversations these days), but I suppose it could be interesting. 

“Got a big mouth, a dirty mind?” asks Karwoski. “Are you quick witted, well-read? Always dreamed of talking Dirty Sanchezes and getting paid? Think you can handle the mic? I’ll be the judge of that. Bring it!  Compete to be the next Kinky Quizzo host at Valanni.”

Anybody ever been to one of these things? Let me know how it was. 

*I suppose using words like supercilious makes me sound supercilious.

Playing Hookie

Went to the Georgia Aquarium today and now I gotta get ready for the rehearsal. This came after last night when we went to a place called the Twisted Taco. It’s like a Southern Kildare’s. It was hilarious. Arthur Kade would love the Twisted Taco. Anybody got any suggestions for where I should go on Sunday when I have a free day in Hotlanta?

Anyways, this is the first wedding I’ve ever been in. I hope I don’t stand facing the wrong way or anything. I’ll have pics and scoreboard up tomorrow Sunday. For real.

Off to Atlanta

 
Well kids, it’s off to Hotlanta for a wedding. The Sandman will be filling in for me tonight. Ugly American at 7:30 p.m., Bards at 10 p.m. Been an interesting week of quizzo, to say the least, with 3 upsets in 4 quizzes. That blues round really seemed to even the playing field. In the soundtrack of my life, the Muddy Waters song above would be playing when I walked down the street. It would all be in slow motion and beautiful women would be making eyes at me as I walked past and dudes would know not to f*** with me. I’d have a toothpick in my mouth. What song you got playing as your “Walk down the street song” in the soundtrack of your life.