Hey kids, just got a call from Chip, who told me that he is sick as a dog** and he can’t make it to his own show tonight. However, the show must go on, and will therefore be hosted by me (above, being punched in the face as an adolescent). Now, I know what you’re thinking: “This is some sort of put-on by Johnny and Chip and then Chip is going to show up halfway through the show and pretend like he’s sick and yadda yadda yadda.” No, we’ll probably do that next month, but this month it’s for real. So we’re gonna put the Wheel of Terrific off until next month, and in the meantime we’re adding Philadelphia’s Funniest 2008, Kent Haines to the show. That is in addition to Steve Gerben, who was named Philly’s Funniest by Helium Comedy Club in 2007. That’s two of Philly’s funniest for the price of one, and should counter the damage done by me, Johnny Goodtimes, who was named Philadelphia’s Least Funny Man for three years running (2004-2006). So, the story is this: Show starts at 8:30 p.m. sharp. Drinks at the Khyber are ridiculously cheap (I think PBR is like a buck a can.) It’s gonna be a good show, and it’s only $5 to get in. And most importantly, if it goes well, I can tell Chip that he isn’t really needed anymore and I can become the new permanent host of the Chip Chantry One Man Show! I’m drunk with my newfound power. Braw-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

**a chocolate lab