Alf Landon Bad Writing Contest Deadline Today!

The Deadline for the First Annual Alf Landon Bad Writing Contest is today at 11:59 p.m. Be sure to get your entries in by then! I’ve gotten some great ones so far, and I’d love to get a few more. Winner gets two tix to the Academy of Natural Sciences and a $20 gift certificate to the Bards. Send your entries in by emailing them to me. I won’t add your email address to my mailing list (unless you want me to.) I’m way too lazy for that. By the way, I just thought of a new one:

Landon, light of my life, fire of my loins.

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