Chip Goes to the Dentist

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As posted on my myspace schedule, today was my semi-annual dentist appointment. I wanted to thank all of the people who made it out- it was a great time. For those of you who could not, but sent me warm wishes, I thank you.

The question on everyone’s mind is: “How’d it go????”

The answer: GREAT. Dr. Silverman told me that although my gums were a little red (make sure you floss!) my teeth looked great. He said I had done a really nice job as usual.

He also said he was so proud that I was a standup comedian, and thought that it was “super” that I “do the standup act all over town”. He then told me that I should look into being a comedian on a cruise ship, because according to him, “the comedians are always just marvelous.” He also doesn’t know how I remember all my jokes when I am up on stage, and gives me a lot of credit.

For all you fans, I will be returning to Dr. Silverman’s office, on Friday, Nov 7th, at 8:00 am.

Mark your calendars! (And don’t forget to floss!!!)

People Who Drink on Cruise Ships Deserve to Die

This tells you pretty much all you need to know about Jerseyites. There was a story on NJ.com today about a woman who fell off a cruise ship last night. Now, while some people would feel sympathy for this woman and her family, Jerseyites do not. According to just about every single commenter below the story, she must have been stupid and/or drunk, so she simply got her just desserts. Except for one commenter who suspects foul play.

  • It’s difficult to fall off a cruise ship UNLESS you’re either drunk, doing something you should not be doing or you are somewhere you should not be. Since our society has devolved into an illiterate mass of immature morons, the last people I will ever blame are the ones who are consistently called upon to bail people out of “stupid people” situations.
  • Just a wild guess here, but I’m going with an excessive use of alchohol coming into play in this story.
  • In the end the taxpayer picks up the tab for these massive searches not the cruise companies.
  • I tend to side with some who feel too much alcohol was involved here… yes, you can fall over board on a cruise ship but I feel it is because you did something stupid.
  • I myself just came back from a cruise a week ago and let me tell you that the only way you fall off is either by climbing up over a railing and falling (commiting suicide) or some one has to pick you up and throw you over. She did not just fall by accident.
  • If you call climbing on and hanging over the rail an accident I suppose it’s possible. Not to say I have any idea how this woman fell but it is all that I can imagine, especially only 3 hours or so into the cruise.

Well it looks like the crack detectives have done it again. Despite having no evidence, they have concluded that she was drunk and stupid, and thus deserved to die. It’s just a shame that our hardearned tax dollars go toward fishing riff raff like this out of the ocean.

Happy Birthday Billy Squier!


Billy turns 58 today. Yeah, I have kind of been on a Billy Squier kick lately. I am just so amazed by how people in entertainment can wreck their whole career with one bad decision. In this case, of course, it was Billy’s decision to dance in a pink tank top in the Rock Me Tonight video (I did a full write up on this Rock Me Tonight video fiasco on the Kerri Lee blog today.) One thing I find interesting about Billy Squier is that he is a legend in hip hop circles because his beats were so dope, and he is sampled constantly. Listen to the song above, then listen to 99 Problems by Jay Z and Dizzee Rascal’s Fix Up Look Sharp. And who can forget Run DMC with Here We go, Here We Go, Here We Here We Go. Another thing is that, while I find most non hip-hop music of the 1980s to be “good” solely in an ironic fashion, Billy Squier kicked total ass without cheesy synthesizers and drum machines. So what is he up to now? Here’s an article about him from a couple of years ago.

JGT and D-Mac appear on the News


When FOX called and said they wanted to do a story on D-Mac and I, I thought, “How interesting. FOX wants to do a story on Handsomest Men in Philadelphia.” But it turned out that they just wanted to do a story on bloggers. Geez, when are people gonna realize that I am not just a brilliant writer, but also a pretty face?