Lunch Break at the Courthouse

Can’t tell you about the case, of course, but I (think I) can tell you that only in a jury selection room in Philadelphia do they serve soft pretzels as a breakfast food. Awesome. Here’s a few things to check out while I’m performing my civic duties.

The “Take Anything You Want” girls are back at it, this time with a trip to the doctor.
What do you do if you’re having a hard time convincing your girlfriend that you have any friends? You hire a friend on craigslist.
Palestra Jon, while on vacation in California, gets interviewed on the TV and is pretty much the only person in this FOX news story that isn’t a complete moron.
You ever thought that it was about time that the highlights of Irwin Allen films were set to a bad heavy metal song? Well this is your lucky day.
Thanks to Jam Master Sean, Steve-O, and Hunter for sending this stuff in. If you’ve got something ridiculous to share (or would like to take me out to a really nice restaurant**), shoot me a line.

**or even a bad restaurant.

The latest in the Metro

This week I share with you my New Years Resolutions.

2007-Year in Review July and August

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JGT becomes an uncle for the first time.
The male prostitute who outed Ted Haggard hosts a round of quizzo in Denver. And it is the most disgusting questions ever asked at a quizzo. Ever.
Goodtimes gives up on the Phillies in late July. Also, the Phils lose their 10,000th game.
Name that Coke Whore round debuts.
Things with the ladies didn’t go so well over the summer months. Legendary poet Jon Keats fails to get me a phone number. Then, I went on a Boggle date, got blown out, and never talked to the girl again.
Quizzo gets snubbed in the “Best of Philly” awards, as Philly Mag calls quizzo trite.
JGT goes after popped collars.
Quizzo loses a legend as member of the Champs, Rob, passes away.
We learned about Custer’s Revenge, the Atari game in which Custer avoids arrows to get it on with a native woman.

Taking a break to do questions…try to finish tomorrow

Alright, halfway thru the Year in Review. Gotta take a break and start working on questions for tonight. Hope to finish up YIR manana, but I have jury duty first thing in the morning, so it all depends on what happens there. This should be enough to tide you over for a day or so anyway. See ya tonight at quizzo!
Locust Rendezvous 6:15 p.m.
Black Sheep 8 p.m.

2007-Year in Review May and June

Philly wins first City vs. City Smackdown.
“Spare Me My Life” quite possibly the most amazing thing I watched in 2007.
Crazy man warns us against attending the Businessperson’s Special.
Kildare’s named Philly’s Best Quizzo by Philly Style Magazine (Incidentally, Starbucks wins Philly’s Best Coffee for the 2nd year in a row.)
Riding the Ducks is…kool?

2007-Year in Review March and April

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Johnny, bravely taking a working vacation in Hawaii, interviews Charlie, the owner of a junk shop near Captain Cook.
Philly Mag article contains phrase, “It’s just like Rocky, where the good guys win the end.” Except that Rocky lost in the end.
The Rasslin’ Round.
Goodtimes gives up on the Phillies by April 5th.
The Name that Baldwin Round.
Scrapplefest.
Goodtimes goes to the Liberty Bell for the first time ever.

2007-Year in Review January and February

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Steve O. hangs with Fabio.
We discuss what the best and the worst cities are in America.
Sofa Kingdom wins a sold out Quizzo Bowl 3. Goodtimes performs Flashdance at halftime.

2007 Year in Review

Here it is, a recap of the past 12 months. What ridiculousness did we enjoy together in 2007? Read on to find out.

Question of the Week

This massacre, which occurred on January 2, 1791, had one of the greatest names for a massacre ever.

Annnnnnnnd…we’re back!

Alright, it’s been a slow ten days on the site but now we’re back and badder than ever. While at home, I recorded an interview with Willie Gee in which he discusses the Michael Vick situation, who he’s rooting for in the presidential race, and about what outrageous stunt he pulled off to avoid suspension in high school. Also have a pretty funny New Years Eve story. I’ll start posting some of that stuff soon. Also, think I’ve made some headway in Quizzo Bowl preperations over the break. Gonna contact the venue today about Saturday, March 15th. I’ve got two bands and sound and lighting lined up, and I might even have the food situation lined up as well. Gotta write my Metro column, but then I’ll be back in full force. In the meantime, nobody has answered the questions under the pics of Christmas Ape and Duane’s World. Get on it.